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How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:12 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
You are shitting me
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:13 pm
by emmanuelle cunt_Archive
Holy fucking shit.
edit: I say it again: holy fucking shit.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:14 pm
by phildotidiot_Archive
samson wrote:wonderbread
haha! i know that song! it's not a bad song either.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:17 pm
by Robert G_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:You are shitting me
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:20 pm
by tommydski_Archive
That is some bullshit, right there. Granted I only know because JC linked me to the thread on Something Awful which originally had this story. I think maybe the dude on SA was the real deal but it weren't JC.
JC -
PWNED!
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:45 pm
by Charlie D_Archive
21, and I had to be horribly drunk to get up the nerve to ask my friend flat out if she wanted to fuck. It lasted five hours due to the alcohol and I never finished. Part way through, I realized I was more interested in that CHiPs was on in the background.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:00 pm
by Johnny C_Archive
I think the real giveaway that the story wasn't me (though it might be true, who the hell knows) is this:
Johnny C wrote:Out of the blue, a few months ago she sent me a CD in the mail -- autographed, saying: "To Kyle Samsonsanssky.. I loved you first - Regina."
Also:
Shenanigans, there's no way those two met in real life.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:00 pm
by unsaved_Archive
Depends. I got my first blowjob at age 16 at bible camp. But I didn't hit the baby danger zone until I was 21. Double bagged, of course.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:13 pm
by s = y_Archive
17.
to a fat girl who liked slipknot and could fit my entire hand inside her.
it was like opening a window and making love to the night sky;
often has her dark mystery aroused contempt in my bold one eye.
still, job done.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:16 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
s = y wrote:17.
to a fat girl who liked slipknot and could fit my entire hand inside her.
it was like opening a window and making love to the night sky;
often has her dark mystery aroused contempt in my bold one eye.
still, job done.
I like this s=y he's gonna fit right in around here
