Uncle Ovipositor wrote:How come you turn every fight into yet another homoerotic fantasy?

Aren't they all?

I know Uncle Ovipositor and I have not met Marsupialized. However, I'm going to have to go with Marsupialized, given what I know of him and his stats. All those Kuma burgers and Chicago winters make a man fierce and strong.

(Sorry Colin.)

Well that settles that.

Mandroid is the foxiest EA girl there is and she says me, so that's that.

Marsupialized wrote:Mandroid is the foxiest EA girl there is and she says me, so that's that.

I think the day we have a 'foxiest EA girl' thunderdome, we're all in trouble.

tommydski wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:Mandroid is the foxiest EA girl there is and she says me, so that's that.

I think the day we have a 'foxiest EA girl' thunderdome, we're all in trouble.

I have charts and graphs already made up

would not see the movie that results from this thread.

mrdfnle wrote:would not see the movie that results from this thread.

Marsupialized wrote:Read the fucking post I said an ENORMOUS brazen Kangaroo.

Right. And I'm sure you're picturing both of us greased up and wearing leather doilies, rolling around in your big brass kangaroo. You make me sick, and I'm not taking part in your little fantasy.

That's the problem with you Australians, you don't know how to fucking listen. That sun cooks your fucking brain.

Oakland is not in Australia. Just for the record. My Australianness has been greatly exaggerated. Australianity? See, if I'd ever even been there I'd know.

Garden claws it is.

Can we at least set the garden claws on fire before we begin?

What is it with you and garden implements? The fact that you want to trowel me to death seems pretty gay.

Mandroid2.0 wrote:I know Uncle Ovipositor and I have not met Marsupialized. However, I'm going to have to go with Marsupialized, given what I know of him and his stats.

It's okay - I voted for him as well. I'd like to say that's because I'm trying to give him a false sense of confidence, but...

Uncle Ovipositor wrote:

That's the problem with you Australians, you don't know how to fucking listen. That sun cooks your fucking brain.

Oakland is not in Australia. Just for the record. My Australianness has been greatly exaggerated. Australianity? See, if I'd ever even been there I'd know.

Quit lying as you are only making things worse for yourself, koala boy. You have a foreigner as your avatar. We can put 2 and 2 together.

Don't be ashamed. AC/DC totally kicks ass and Bon Scott was really tough until the whole dying thing.

Uncle Ovipositor wrote:

Mandroid2.0 wrote:I know Uncle Ovipositor and I have not met Marsupialized. However, I'm going to have to go with Marsupialized, given what I know of him and his stats.

It's okay - I voted for him as well. I'd like to say that's because I'm trying to give him a false sense of confidence, but...

In reality, you'd probably just feed him some really delicious food and his aggressive tendencies would be completely quelled. He'd be a docile little puppy full of tasty cuisine and wine or beer.