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Glue all the windows wide open.

Everyone in the house I just moved into may be evicted.

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So, what did this landlord do to you that has you up in arms?

That chicken bomb sounds wonderful!

I was just about to suggest chicken bomb.

The only thing I'll add is you want the chicken to have plenty of fat and skin on it, and to fill the jar completely to the top. All the way to the top. I haven't tested the gap vs. completely full executions.

It smells like a Pol Pot concentration camp after the jar breaks. If you have neighbors in the building you can even tolerate, don't execute the chicken bomb. They'll be fucked.

The gap works, believe me. It leaves room for gas pressure to build and for the rancid gases to dissolve into the liquid in the jar, dispersing the pressure more evenly on the jar walls.

Without any headspace, the pressure will build too quickly and become too localized in one area of the jar, resulting in the lid popping prematurely before the pressure builds up enough to cause a robust explosion. Of course the time factor also comes into play: the bigger the headspace, the longer the delay (and more rancid the contents) before the jar bursts.

The optimum size of the headspace depends on the size of the jar, the thickness of the glass, etc. If it's a gallon jar or larger, a 2" headspace would probably be good, but if it's a quart jar, you'd want to leave maybe only 1/2". If I had a place out in the country I'd be happy to run a series of tests, but unfortunately where I live that isn't possible.

BTW this knowledge comes from homebrewing. When I first started in the hobby, I had a few bottles pop on me here and there. The ones with less headspace tended to make less of a mess.

I know where you leeve, fahger!

Asshole! Meh!

chicken bomb.


asshole.

Flyswatter.


Fahg-face.

as always, the mighty jesus lizard know a way out, dealing with an evil landlord.
it is more a rough action, compared to the advice given here by others, but...you know...

it is called thumbscrews, it is on the late album called "shot":

My hands are really shaking
I cannot hardly walk
We're gonna ask the landlord
Why he's been such a cock
If he starts into lying
We'll know it right away
We're only gonna ask him
Just to hear what he will say
Then we will get the thumbscrews
And put him in his place
Leave a great big hole
Where he used to keep his face

Then one more time we'll ask him
Why he's been the way he's been
And then we'll get the thumbscrews
And start all over again
If you've got fun ideas
Of lots of different ways
That we could jack this jackass
And torture him for days
We all sit there just relaxing
While he's bleeding from his ears
That fucker's had it coming
Just shy of seven years

m.koren wrote:Maybe I should dump a gallon of fluorescent paint all over the carpet ?

Similar to that, I know a girl who threw a big handful of cress seed on her cheater ex-boyfriends carpet and his cloth covered sofa when he was away.
Then she sprayed some water on it.

A few days later she got an extremely rude phone call...