Premier Rock Forum

Would you?: EVE from WALL-E

lemur68 wrote:Would you?: EVE from WALL-E

hahahaha.

yes.

DrAwkward wrote:

pwalshj wrote:You see her sex tape? I'm thinking band camp was a true story.

what.

you're lying. please be lying.

He is lying, or someone is. Somebody posted what was purported to be an Alyson Hannigan sex tape on line about a year ago, but it turns out it was stuff from a porn flick starring a woman named Luna Lane. There's a resemblance, but it's definitely not her.

Mark Hansen wrote:Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

She's a toddler, for Christ's sake. Get a clue.

No Mark, "she" is an accumulation of inks. Pebbles as a concept is a malleable image. Consent is given by whomever reproduces and manipulates her image, whether on the screen or in your conscious imagination.

TRIFECTA wrote:A). it's a fucking cartoon
B). It's a fucking baby

A baby cartoon character. Are you fucked up?
If your getting boners over baby cartoons, someone needs to report you to the police and make sure you do not live by schools or day cares.

You are officially the most vacuous member of the PRF. Stay with us always, we need you.

Skronk wrote:At least wait until a later series. Let her grow up before you rob her of innocence.

Bitch please. That's obviously Fred and Daphne after the Scooby-Doo gig bottomed out.

lemur68 wrote:Would you?: EVE from WALL-E

How could I? There's no exhaust.

Lonesome Bulldog wrote:

Mark Hansen wrote:Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

She's a toddler, for Christ's sake. Get a clue.

No Mark, "she" is an accumulation of inks. Pebbles as a concept is a malleable image. Consent is given by whomever reproduces and manipulates her image, whether on the screen or in your conscious imagination.

So, it's an accumulation of inks that represents a toddler. I couldn't possibly put enough distance in my mind to make it ok for myself to sexualize the image. Don't expect me to celebrate your apparent ability to do so.

Have you ever seen any images by Trevor Brown?

Mark Lansing wrote:And my friends think I'm messed-up for thinking Alyson Hannigan is hot. I need to send them over here. Damn.

Your friends are absolutely messed-up themselves. Alyson Hannigan is incredibly attractive.

Also, I think we've hit rock-bottom with fucking Pebbles.

Plus, if that future Pebbles/Bam-Bam dvd cover is accurate, Pebbles has no nose at all. Barely like, two nostrils.

Mark Hansen and all PRFers...

Can I just go on the record here and say, in all honesty, that I voted NO. No. I do not want sex with any cartoons, especially not the image of a baby.

Spoof, people. Spoof.



Now a real baby...

Lonesome Bulldog wrote:Show me the line. Show me it. Show it to me. You can't.

Man somebody lock this thread. It is simultaneously the dumbest and weirdest one in recent memory.