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VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 5:07 pm
by nc_Archive
You pushed me to it.
What did one curd of cheese say to the other curd of cheese?
Sorry, am I in your whey?
-n
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 5:24 pm
by spoot_Archive
What did the double cheeseburger say to the veggie-sandwich-on-french when it was time to quit?
Let us bag it.
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 5:56 pm
by Jon_Archive
why is fungi so cramped?
because there's not mush-room.
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:14 pm
by fargokamikaze_Archive
How do you get a retard to kill himself?
Give him a knife a tell him to point to who's special
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:21 pm
by Redline_Archive
A ham sandwitch goes into a bar and says "Bartender, I would like a beer!"
The bartender looks at the ham sandwitch and says "We don't serve food."
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:25 pm
by kerble_Archive
Redline wrote:A ham sandwitch goes into a bar and says "Bartender, I would like a beer!"
The bartender looks at the ham sandwitch and says "We don't serve food."
Jay,
Your love of tiny cars has clouded your spelling:
That is Literally Amazing.
Faiz
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:26 pm
by Jon_Archive
why's milk so fast?
because it's pasteurised before you can see it.
(pasteurised... past yer eyes... geddit?)
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:50 pm
by Redline_Archive
Faiz wrote:
That is Literally Amazing.
That is pretty funny...I sold my mint red Sandwitch when I stopped collecting '73 castings.
It's also funny I can spell "Silhouette."
Welcome to my world. If you think this board is full of obsessed folks, try an old Hot Wheel board...
http://p204.ezboard.com/bredlinesonlinemessageboard
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:05 pm
by Redline_Archive
Hey, my joke was funny, though...
"Nothing is better than eternal happiness, and a ham sandwich is certainly better than nothing. Therefore a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness."
http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com/
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:18 pm
by alexdamon_Archive
where is the worse place to hide in a hospital?
ICU!
get it?!
ICU
i see you.
intensive care unit.
thats funny!
