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HERE LIES EVAN LEVINE...


WELL... NOT HERE, IN THE GROUND.

so sad, tmh
reached his full potential not
his full kinetic

On the gravestone:

"I'm in here now"

Goddammit DAN MOHR, chime in here!



Here's mine, as simple as it may be,

"I waited my whole life for this."

Or

"It's true what thay say about bay leaves."

Ike

"What can I say?"

Pest.
Vain.
Null.

i was just reminded:

i was discussing graves and things with my grandfather a while back, and he was telling me how all of his siblings and he [plurality correct there?] had reserved land for themselves and their spouses around a central statue in the same graveyard. because all of my grandpa's brothers are/were devought catholics, the central statue is of jesus in a position of oustretched arms, looking downward.

funny thing is, my grandpa--the only atheist of the bunch--is going to end up right under jesus, in his line of vision; as if to say, "who the hell are you?" (as would be suggested by the arms, outstretched in frustration.)

i wish i had a picture... that would make it funnier.

"You are next"