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by sockmonkey_Archive
Note: these comments coming from a lifelong northerner who doesn't get to the south more than once a year.
New Orleans, or especially the French Quarter has a fine layer of filth all over everything. Probably the constant humidity and the breasts everywhere. May also be the cockroaches the size of your head. Those fuckers fly too.
I've only been there once as a tourist a couple years ago, and since we were new to the city, and hadn't rented a car, we made a few mistakes. Like trying to eat at a restaurant on Bourbon street. Don't do that. It's like sleazy adult Disneyland. Everything is mediocre, just there for show, and overpriced, but it's the best people watching you can get anywhere. Get off onto some of the side streets a few blocks away at least.
Even when Mardi Gras isn't going on, at night you'll still find a few roving packs of 20-30 guys with video cameras surrounding a couple of girls. You'll know when they're flashing their tits because the whole pack will light up when they turn the cameras on and flashes go off.
Since my boyfriend at the time was into terrible music, we caught a cab to go to the Rock and Bowl to see Tab Benoit. Not my thing, but the musicians were all local session guys, and they were incredible players at least. I would have preferred just bowling. Just as a warning, it's a pretty good distance from downtown. Don't plan on walking there.
I'll be attending TapeOp as a "spouse" so if any of you have guests coming along, I'll be spending most of my time wandering around aimlessly. There's a nice area of galleries and little shops that I thought was pretty cool... I hear they kicked the psychics off the square though. That's a pity.
Oh yeah, the panhandlers aren't total sneaky pros like they are in Nashville, but don't get accosted by clowns with balloons. Just don't. I still remember his foul alcohol soaked at 2 in the afternoon breath. That, and the $15 lopsided balloon animals that smelled more like him than rubber, and were covered in the same film of filth everything else is. ... but all in all the trip was a great experience, loved it, wouldn't want to live there though.