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Baseball Pitchers: Mark Prior and Kerry Wood

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:56 pm
by thebookofkevin_Archive
i went to high school with this really tall girl named Carey Wood....


woood. (ok, so it wasn't even really that funny in high school)..

Baseball Pitchers: Mark Prior and Kerry Wood

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:46 pm
by Bradley R Weissenberger_Archive
You can't spell "MARK PRIOR" without "MRI".

Baseball Pitchers: Mark Prior and Kerry Wood

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:49 pm
by vockins_Archive
Good lord.

The Cubs are going to be teabagging dog balls this year. I'm struggling to think of a shittier outfield in MLB. Somebody help me out.

Baseball Pitchers: Mark Prior and Kerry Wood

Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:17 pm
by Angus Jung
vockins wrote:I'm struggling to think of a shittier outfield in MLB. Somebody help me out.

I haven't been paying too much attention, but I think the combined age of the San Francisco Giants' starting outfielders is still hovering around 900.

They will be tough to top, in terms of defense anyway.

Baseball Pitchers: Mark Prior and Kerry Wood

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:54 am
by DrD_Archive
I am so very sick of these two. Enough already.

How about Angel Guzman, or that Korean pitcher who beaned a rare species of bird a couple of years ago? Shouldn't they be about ready?

Baseball Pitchers: Mark Prior and Kerry Wood

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:15 am
by greg_Archive
They better win 20 games each (with 20 starts) to earn their keep.
Who's in charge of their fitness? Fire him!

Baseball Pitchers: Mark Prior and Kerry Wood

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:44 am
by clocker bob_Archive
Wood and Prior? I don't remember those guys. Did they pitch for the Cubs a long time ago?

I only started following baseball three or four years ago.

Baseball Pitchers: Mark Prior and Kerry Wood

Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:05 pm
by Tree_Archive
Mark Prior is pitching in Doube A and Kerry Wood may be activated soon after going on the Disabled List, which follows a short, precious stint on the Abled List! Holy shit! There may be a time when they both pitch this summer! Maybe somebody will write a book someday about the great Summer of '06, that magical year in which Wood had a real MLB start, then Prior had a real MLB start, then Wood had one after that, then Prior almost had one!

The history! The pageantry! That incredible week that may or may not happen!

If airlines handled luggage the way the Cubs handle young pitching talent, we'd all be up at night worried about who has our bondage kits.

Baseball Pitchers: Mark Prior and Kerry Wood

Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:43 pm
by alpha80_Archive
Kerry Wood is a drunk...

Prior is a coward...

...and both of them are extra-ordinarily fragile.

CRAP, with the exception of Kerry Wood's performance in that Atlanta series. :D

Baseball Pitchers: Mark Prior and Kerry Wood

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 1:40 pm
by tipcat_Archive
6-0 Tigers with 3 HRs after one inning in Prior's first start.

Why did we not trade these two when we had the chance?