Two blue whales are sitting in a bar.

One says to the other, "Wow. This is a big bar."

Roeder wrote: Sun Oct 30, 2022 8:14 pm Two blue whales are sitting in a bar.

One says to the other, "Wow. This is a big bar."

Not crap

Two dyslexics on an oil rig.

"Can you smell gas?"

"Mate, I can't even smell my own name."

The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve time travelers."

Two guys walk into a bar.

seby wrote: Tue Nov 01, 2022 8:53 am

Roeder wrote: Sun Oct 30, 2022 8:14 pm Two blue whales are sitting in a bar.

One says to the other, "Wow. This is a big bar."

Not crap

HOF!!!

tonyballzee wrote: Wed Nov 02, 2022 12:03 pm The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve time travelers."

Two guys walk into a bar.

Oh

PASTA wrote: Wed Nov 02, 2022 5:25 pm

seby wrote: Tue Nov 01, 2022 8:53 am

Roeder wrote: Sun Oct 30, 2022 8:14 pm Two blue whales are sitting in a bar.

One says to the other, "Wow. This is a big bar."

Not crap

HOF!!!

Agreed.

Alas, I've repeated that to three (3) people now, and it's flopped every time. Doesn't anybody remember laughter?

I told my wife the whale bar joke and it went poorly. When I started describing to her that the reason I thought it was funny was the mental image of two cartoonish whales in sportcoats and ties was so hilarous, let alone the idea that they're in a bar, it didn't resonate with her the same way it did with me.

I like the whale bar joke.

I got a hit with my metric system musicians joke. Maybe your friends aren't habitual drunks or something.

Why did the farmer start a rock n' roll band?