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Re: Fake Frank Zappa Album Titles

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2022 12:30 pm
by ChudFusk
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Re: Fake Frank Zappa Album Titles

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2022 1:10 pm
by tonyballzee
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Re: Fake Frank Zappa Album Titles

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2022 2:43 pm
by biscuitdough
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Re: Fake Frank Zappa Album Titles

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2022 3:13 pm
by jimmy spako
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Re: Fake Frank Zappa Album Titles

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2022 3:27 pm
by twelvepoint
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Re: Fake Frank Zappa Album Titles

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2022 3:44 pm
by Wood Goblin
Wood Goblin wrote: Thu Sep 29, 2022 11:36 am My problem is that every fake Zappa title I come up with turns out to be an actual Zappa title.
These are titles of actual bootlegs that Zappa sold in the Beat the Boots box sets:

‘Tis the Season to Be Jelly
Electric Aunt Jemima
Swiss Cheese/Fire!
Our Man in Nirvana
Chalk Pie

Re: Fake Frank Zappa Album Titles

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2022 5:04 pm
by Krev
Wood Goblin wrote: Thu Sep 29, 2022 3:44 pm
Wood Goblin wrote: Thu Sep 29, 2022 11:36 am My problem is that every fake Zappa title I come up with turns out to be an actual Zappa title.
These are titles of actual bootlegs that Zappa sold in the Beat the Boots box sets:

‘Tis the Season to Be Jelly
Electric Aunt Jemima
Swiss Cheese/Fire!
Our Man in Nirvana
Chalk Pie
Isn't this a Death in June song?

Re: Fake Frank Zappa Album Titles

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2022 5:26 pm
by night_tools
Wood Goblin wrote: Thu Sep 29, 2022 3:44 pm
Wood Goblin wrote: Thu Sep 29, 2022 11:36 am My problem is that every fake Zappa title I come up with turns out to be an actual Zappa title.
These are titles of actual bootlegs that Zappa sold in the Beat the Boots box sets:

‘Tis the Season to Be Jelly
Electric Aunt Jemima
Swiss Cheese/Fire!
Our Man in Nirvana
Chalk Pie
Forgive my pedantry but
Electric Aunt Jemima = actual Zappa album track
Chalk Pie = unreleased Zappa album.

I don't think he named the others...

This thread is splendid.

Re: Fake Frank Zappa Album Titles

Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2022 5:55 pm
by numberthirty
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Re: Fake Frank Zappa Album Titles

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2022 7:39 am
by HeavenIsInYourBeard
Erm ... "Cosmic Slop"?