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Rocky Rockbottom wrote: Tue May 06, 2025 6:35 pm

"It was at that very moment that Robert L. "Bob" Turkowitz,58, of Pleasant Acres, Iowa, realized that the new two-way television technology necessarily imposed new standards for acceptable late-night living room attire, especially when considering the lower regions, and especially when risk of overgrowth on nominally private property was a factor."

Rocky Rockbottom wrote: Thu May 08, 2025 7:12 am

BEAT L.A.

Yup, that's a good one!

Dovira wrote: Thu Feb 23, 2023 11:47 am

“What’s really freaky is that after they sing, ‘Freedom of choice!” this little alien comes out of the bottom of the screen, like this, and says, ‘It’s what you got.’ I’m serious! It, like, totally skitches me out, dude!”

Rocky Rockbottom wrote: Tue May 06, 2025 6:35 pm

“In a publicity still from the new sequel, Twister 3: Out For Vengeance, the sentient tornado—which christens itself Sebastian after learning to manipulate electronic billboards through downed power lines—breaches an NBA arena mid-game, forcing players to hang on for dear life!”