God blessLu Zwei wrote: Fri May 17, 2024 4:01 am Nothing major here. Just a regular EU cock. I pull it out and there is beans all over my penis. Bean shells all over my penis, bro!
Yeah, works just fine in a American Pie franchise. Something Stiffler would say.
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23'God save thee, ancient Mariner!
From the fiends, that plague thee thus!—
Why look'st thou so?'—With my cross-bow
I shot the ALBATROSS, BRO!
From the fiends, that plague thee thus!—
Why look'st thou so?'—With my cross-bow
I shot the ALBATROSS, BRO!
Total_douche, MSW, LICSW (lulz)
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24“Fail again. Fail better. Bro.”
May have seen this on a t-shirt.
May have seen this on a t-shirt.
Gib Opi kein Opium, denn Opium bringt Opi um!
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25"Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother's love is not, bro."
We're headed for social anarchy when people start pissing on bookstores.
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26God bless, BRO!ChudFusk wrote: Fri May 17, 2024 10:15 amGod blessLu Zwei wrote: Fri May 17, 2024 4:01 am Nothing major here. Just a regular EU cock. I pull it out and there is beans all over my penis. Bean shells all over my penis, bro!
Yeah, works just fine in a American Pie franchise. Something Stiffler would say.
Nothing major here. Just a regular EU cock. I pull it out and there is beans all over my penis. Bean shells all over my penis...
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27Jacked Torso of Apollo
We cannot know his legendary head, bro,
with eyes like ripening fruit. And yet his torso
is still suffused with brilliance from inside, bro,
like a lamp, in which his gaze, now turned to low, bro,
gleams in all its power. Otherwise
the curved breast could not dazzle you so, bro, nor could
a smile run through the placid hips and thighs, bro,
to that dark center where procreation flared (flared, bro).
Otherwise this stone would seem defaced, bro,
beneath the translucent cascade of the shoulders
and would not glisten like a wild beast's fur, bro:
would not, from all the borders of itself,
burst like a star, bro: for here there is no place
that does not see you, bro. You must change your life, bro.
We cannot know his legendary head, bro,
with eyes like ripening fruit. And yet his torso
is still suffused with brilliance from inside, bro,
like a lamp, in which his gaze, now turned to low, bro,
gleams in all its power. Otherwise
the curved breast could not dazzle you so, bro, nor could
a smile run through the placid hips and thighs, bro,
to that dark center where procreation flared (flared, bro).
Otherwise this stone would seem defaced, bro,
beneath the translucent cascade of the shoulders
and would not glisten like a wild beast's fur, bro:
would not, from all the borders of itself,
burst like a star, bro: for here there is no place
that does not see you, bro. You must change your life, bro.
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28"riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend: of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to: Howth Castle and Environs, bro."
"No one is paying you to sit on that bed and cry, bro."
"No one is paying you to sit on that bed and cry, bro."
"And the light, it burns your skin...in a language you don't understand."
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29I've been laughing at this consistently since I saw it earlier. There's a little cognitive fireworks show with that appended "bro," even having expected it. Well done.milkmeat wrote: Thu May 16, 2024 9:11 pm As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect, bro.
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30Give me my longsword, bro!
Formerly FM kazoozak. Guy in Fake Canadian.