A friend of mine had a girlfriend who only liked it in the ass if Skynard was playing.

Whatever your favorite music for fucking/making love is, its best to have one of those multi disc players. The chance of me getting up from eating pussy or fucking to flip a record over is, uh, nil.

i tried fuckin this girl to this best of cowboy theme songs record i have... but i couldnt get a hard on... i guess its not sexy enough. so i tried lickin her out but period blood started coming out & stained my sheets (which my mum had to wash as i was about 16 at the time - i said i had a nosebleed)....