Hexpane wrote:We're on a fucking message board, I am not running around in real life...

I'm baffled as to why you don't see a fucking message board as being part of real life.

Hexpane wrote:Gorillas for example, you have the 1 alpha male who spends all day and night playing prison guard over his females and will beat the shit out of non alphas trying to sneak a piece, and the non alphas spend all day trying to sneak that piece.

You do realize that we're genetically closer to chimpanzees than gorillas, right? Chimpanzees, a species which evolved massive testes for their body weight because of sperm competition, or, to put it in terms you'd understand, "sloppy seconds."

Incoherent deployment of fallacious "evolutionary" arguments is a classic sign of someone who doesn't know shit.

Andy wrote:

Hexpane wrote:We're on a fucking message board, I am not running around in real life...

I'm baffled as to why you don't see a fucking message board as being part of real life.

Salut, Andy!

Antero wrote:

Hexpane wrote:Gorillas for example, you have the 1 alpha male who spends all day and night playing prison guard over his females and will beat the shit out of non alphas trying to sneak a piece, and the non alphas spend all day trying to sneak that piece.

You do realize that we're genetically closer to chimpanzees than gorillas, right? Chimpanzees, a species which evolved massive testes for their body weight because of sperm competition, or, to put it in terms you'd understand, "sloppy seconds."

Incoherent deployment of fallacious "evolutionary" arguments is a classic sign of someone who doesn't know shit.

so guys don't fight each other over ladies? no territorial instinct? they accept when and if their ladies sleep around and just hope they are the better lay? well that is just a laugh and a half. boyfriends and girlfriends are some of the most territorial and potentially violent beasts i have ever seen.

kenoki wrote:boyfriends and girlfriends are some of the most territorial and potentially violent beasts i have ever seen.

Correct. What I'm saying is that the ignorant shouldn't appeal to evolutionary nature. It never turns out the way they expect.

Antero wrote:

Hexpane wrote:Gorillas for example, you have the 1 alpha male who spends all day and night playing prison guard over his females and will beat the shit out of non alphas trying to sneak a piece, and the non alphas spend all day trying to sneak that piece.

You do realize that we're genetically closer to chimpanzees than gorillas, right? Chimpanzees, a species which evolved massive testes for their body weight because of sperm competition, or, to put it in terms you'd understand, "sloppy seconds."

Incoherent deployment of fallacious "evolutionary" arguments is a classic sign of someone who doesn't know shit.

Of course Chimps are genetically closer, yet there are many species of chimps, and they have different sexual behaviour patterns species by species, so fuck off w/ your bullshit trying to "call out" my arguments based on your limited understanding of wikipedia.

Chimps and humans do not have identical behaviours, I used gorillas as an example and specifically stated that they are different from humans, can you not fucking read or are you just so caught up in your 'anti hexpane' crusade that you simply misquote me, lie and cowardly hide your true opinions?

kenoki called you out on your own bullshit too, and you FINALLY admitted that you are indeed territorial w/ your pussy, just like any one usually is.

Unless they crave sexual hyper stimulus, and engage in displacement behaviour to compensate, such as sword fighting w/ another man's cock in a chicks mouth.

This thread needs more jokes, pictures, and LESS PISSING ON ACH OTHER

Why does Hexpane assume that MMF requires sword-fighting?

Andy wrote:Why does Hexpane assume that MMF requires sword-fighting?

Because its HAWT! of course

Why MMF threesomes could suck: Think about the paternity tests. This actually happened to a person I know, and it was his.

Why MFF threesomes could suck: Not being able to satisfy either woman.

Threesomes are kind of a bad idea in general. That said, if two women told me they wanted to have a threesome with me (and this will never happen), I know I'd do it.