ThoraQ wrote:I don't want to go through the whole thing to find it for quoting, but I always thought a choad was a penis that is wider than it is long, rather than a taint.

that's how i heard it. not a taint.

taint
grundle
tweenum
gooch
fleshy fun bridge (from snl)

all the same thing.

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:To "nash" a beer is to leave part of a beer un-drunk because you drank it too slow and it got warm. It's especially unforgivable (among the rednecks I grew up with) to request another beer and be found out to have nashed the last one--or, God forbid, to have nashed multiple beers. This word can also be a noun--one who nashes beers is a nash.

I have friends that do this on occasion, drives me nuts. In the spirit of not being wasteful, I usually finish their beer for them as part of the "No Child Left Behind Act".

HANDING SOMEONE THE BAGEL - giving someone hell!!

ThoraQ wrote:Military slang from bootcamp:
Go Fasters - running shoes
Portholes - windows or eyeglasses
moonbeam - flashlight
ink stick - pen
lead stick - pencil
go juice - fuel, gasoline
rain tree, rain room - showers
plenty others, but these seemed silliest to me when I first heard them

How about "language juice" for coffee, or "shit hot" for something really awesome (derived from "hot shit" I guess).

I have a friend in the Marines and whenever he comes home he uses all this kind of bizarre slang. He says they like to call MREs "Meals Rejected by Ethiopians".

Little Atlas Heavyweight wrote:

ThoraQ wrote:I don't want to go through the whole thing to find it for quoting, but I always thought a choad was a penis that is wider than it is long, rather than a taint.

that's how i heard it. not a taint.

taint
grundle
tweenum
gooch
fleshy fun bridge (from snl)

all the same thing.

A friend of mine went a bit deeper into the classification of the taint, noting that the human body actually has two: the grundle minor, the area known as the perineum, and the grundle major, the rest of the body.

"Graverobbing" is a term I use to describe a friend who sleeps with either a) only pale, gothy chicks or b) super skinny, heroin-junkie looking chicks. I have many friends who are into both.
Chunk Stop - not sleeping with someone heavy (this is my friend Kim's)Shallow Diving - sleeping with someone underage.
Oz'ing - a man experimenting sexually with a man, or a woman with a woman


A "Depp" is a dude heterosexual men are attracted to.
A "Jolie" is a self-important skank.
A "Smalley" is a wuss bag. (Remember Stuart Smalley?)
A "UO" (pronounced "yo") is someone who is super trendy with absolutely no part of their personality that is all their own (UO = Urban Outfitters).

"Cagin'" is making music that is great but that no one gets.

"Rollin' Stoned" - driving while high
"Spinnin' Kelsey" - driving drunk (Kelsey Grammer...get it?)
"Skiing in Montana" - doing blow.
"Burroughed" - a friend that has done heroin. (That kid burroughed last night; or let's get burroughed)

Getting Walnuts - going on a tirade. (he really got those walnuts)
Falling Out - being impressed by mediocrity.
Homemade Sprite - a band that rips off another band to the extent that they are a shitty version of the original with no originality.

Steve V. wrote:A "UO" (pronounced "yo") is someone who is super trendy with absolutely no part of their personality that is all their own (UO = Urban Outfitters).

When I read this my first impression was that it was going to be a reference to Urge Overkill, rather than Urban Outshitters.

Colonel Panic wrote:

Steve V. wrote:A "UO" (pronounced "yo") is someone who is super trendy with absolutely no part of their personality that is all their own (UO = Urban Outfitters).

When I read this my first impression was that it was going to be a reference to Urge Overkill, rather than Urban Outshitters.

Either works...

Personal favorites:

Fuckstain - Used when referring to other drivers, especially those who can't master the art of turning left.

Whorebelly - The muffintop hanging out over too tight, low-riding jeans. Usually comes with a thong and cum shot tattoo. Often seen at US Cellular Field sporting spiral-permed hair eating a plate of nachos.

Binary couple- where one partner is VERY fat and the other is VERY thin, so that standing together they look like a one and a zero.

This is an original creation.

mbt- stands for "a mouthful of broken teeth." Used to describe something really shabby and decrepit, like the sign on the Berwyn Diner...