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I definately jumped to the last few pages and made sure I wasn't telling a twice told tale. I DID the research. As for the out come, I told it from memory working for the punchline. Did you see The Aristocrats? Seriously is it out in Britian? Talk to you soon.

--Doug

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mrdfnle wrote:I definately jumped to the last few pages and made sure I wasn't telling a twice told tale. I DID the research. As for the out come, I told it from memory working for the punchline. Did you see The Aristocrats? Seriously is it out in Britian? Talk to you soon.

--Doug

You didnt research well.

its on the same page.

about four above you.

or is this the joke

rysie wrote:What about the dumb dwarf?

He's not big and he's not clever.

Rysie my friend, I do not get your Anglostylee jokes.


For what it's worth, mrdfnle's nonsensical, "bad" version of the joke made me laugh more than the "correct" version did...

Linus Van Pelt wrote:

rysie wrote:What about the dumb dwarf?

He's not big and he's not clever.

Rysie my friend, I do not get your Anglostylee jokes.


For what it's worth, mrdfnle's nonsensical, "bad" version of the joke made me laugh more than the "correct" version did...

Well that says it all.

Its not big and its not clever is what people say when they are telling someone off. If that makes sense.

That is all well and good but did you any of you see the aristocrats?

rysie wrote:Its not big and its not clever is what people say when they are telling someone off. If that makes sense.

Would I use it like:
"Rysie, I asked you to housesit for me and I come back and there's cigarette butts all over my nice end table! You're not big and you're not clever!"

Or like if you were trying to pick up a girl at the bar, and she'd say:
"There's no way I'm going off with you, you're not big and you're not clever!"

Or can you give me some sample dialogue? An enquiring mind wants to know!

More like "Dont play with matches little boy, it's not big and it's not clever".

Its a teacher/Mum & Dad style withering put down:

More like:
(in a car)

"Dude, what the fuck are you doing?"

"Oh, I was just winding the windows down so I could shout at those chicks when I wheelspin out of here"

(head in hands) "Brad, it's not big and it's not clever"

how many little kids with A.D.D. does it take to chang...
let's go ride bikes!