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This piss-storm of rain can fuck right off.

Especially because it's not even the NorEaster yet.

The NorEaster can fuck right off too.

My former college can fuck off.

The only reason I deliberated so long was because of all the friends I made. The classes and the administration can go fuck themselves until they leak blood. Falling apart emotionally two semesters in a row can fuck off. And I can still visit and remain in contact with my friends. So my college can visit my international friends Fukov and Di.

On that note, now I have to get my grades up and transfer somewhere else...

FOX news.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fnAaDEFk7Uk&watch_response

sonianervosa wrote:FOX news.

Some things don't need to be said to be spoken.

FUUUUUCK!

MY CAR WAS STOLEN. BY THE TOWN I LIVE IN!!!

THE BUILDING INSPECTOR TOWED MY CAR!!!!

IT WAS PARKED IN MY PRIVATE LOT!!!

I RECEIVED NO NOTICE!!!

NOTHING!!!

INSTITUTIONALIZED CARJACKING!!!

I SHALL WREAK THE DARKEST OF BLACK MAGICKS UPON THE PERSONS RESPONSIBLE!!! THEIR CUNTS SHALL DRY UP AS IF THEY WERE PACKED WITH ALUM!!! THEIR COCKS SHALL WITHER LIKE THE LATE AUTUMN LEAF!!! THEIR MOUTHS SHALL FOREVER TASTE LIKE MY URINE!!!!!

THEIR CHILDREN SHALL FALL PREY TO ISLAMIC PENIS!!! Not a bad thing in my book but anathema to most American "civil servants"

TOWING COMPANIES: FUCK OFF

BUILDING INSPECTORS THAT STEAL CARS: FUCK OFF

Where should I start? At random:

West Virginia State Police: FUCK OFF

Phoenix, AZ: FUCK OFF

Pittsburgh Steelers: FUCK OFF

Smug motherfuckers living in the soft lap of privilege and undeserved luxury who insist upon sharing their boring, un-original, and painfullly obvious fuck-wit opinions on life in general with me...especially when I have never asked for, and have gone to great lengths to avoid, the shameful and idiotic fruits of their dull and commonplace mental labors: FUCK OFF

Assholes who post long-winded and terribly written complaints like the one above (me): FUCK OFF

Coors Beer: FUCK OFF

FM Radio: FUCK OFF

Mountain-Top Removal Coal Mining: FUCK OFF

Rednecks with neatly-shaven goatees and Dodge trucks who tuck in their Dale Earnhardt T-Shirts and think that "Get 'er Done!" is a mating call: FUCK OFF

All of the worthless food-stores who won't hook me me up with a nice Hanger Steak: FUCK OFF

The newly elected Democratic majority in Congress...embarrassing cowards and liars who are unwilling to begin impeachment proceedings against this neo-fascist, war-criminal of a president who was born with a silver coke-spoon in his mouth: FUCK OFF

Carlos Mencia: FUCK OFF

ProTools: FUCK OFF

Gun-control and anti-abortion advocates: FUCK OFF

Southern Baptist ministers: FUCK OFF

Liberals: FUCK OFF

Boredom and listless apathy: FUCK OFF

Rambling on and on and on about things that irritate me: FUCK OFF

OK...I'm getting a little tired now.

My bad.

Gun control thread. Every morning I check the most recent page. Every morning I cringe. FUCK OFF!

Boombats wrote:

JC23by5 wrote: Assholes who post long-winded and terribly written complaints like the one above (me): FUCK OFF

PEOPLE WHO POST FUCK-OFFS ABOUT PEOPLE WHO ARE GENUINELY PISSED, WHILST POSTING LONG-WINDED FUCK-OFFS OF THEIR OWN: FUCK OFF!!!

Dude...I wasn't referring to you...Ok?
I was making fun of my own FUCK OFF complaint...notice I typed (me) in parentheses. I wouldn't tell you to fuck off...especially after your car was jacked like that. I think you misunderstood what I was saying.

All those people who try to make a stupid point: FUCK OFF