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Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:07 pm
by Colonel Panic_Archive
Complete? You gotta be kidding, those guys are worse than Flipper

Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:47 pm
by Gramsci_Archive
I Believe I can Fly.

For a long time I actually thought it was a South Park piss-take song.

Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:55 pm
by trilonaut_Archive
bryan adams wrote:To really love a woman
To understand her
You gotta know her deep inside
Hear every thought
See every dream
And give her wings when she wants to fly

And when you find yourself
Lying helpless in her arms
You know you really love a woman

When you love a woman
You tell her that she’s really wanted
When you love a woman
You tell her that she’s the one
She needs somebody
To tell her that it’s gonna last forever
So tell me have you ever really
Really really ever loved a woman

To really love a woman
Let her hold you
Do you know how she needs to be touched ?
You gotta breath her
Really taste her
To you can feel her in your blood
Then when you can see your unborn children in her eyes
You know you really love a woman

Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:29 pm
by Colonel Panic_Archive
lars wrote:
Colonel Panic wrote:How do you guys know this much about crappy music? I don't think I can even name a single Bryan Adams song.

I use the google. On the internets.

Also: hearing this tripe even once makes a lasting impression in my brainholes. I can't unremember it. I wish I could.

I sure as hell can.

I just concentrate on the sound of car alarms up and down my block late at night and that eradicates all.

Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:49 pm
by SecondEdition_Archive
Colonel Panic wrote:Complete? You gotta be kidding, those guys are worse than Flipper


and what's wrong with Flipper?!

Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:22 am
by scott_Archive
This question is unanswerable for me. I'm quite sure that the lamest songs I've ever heard were all so unremarkable that I have no memory of ever hearing them.

Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:55 am
by simmo_Archive
bassdriver wrote:20 Abba - Dancing Queen


Fuck you!

Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:56 am
by kerble_Archive
simmo wrote:
bassdriver wrote:20 Abba - Dancing Queen


Fuck you!


yeah, get fucked.

Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:23 am
by Dudley_Archive
trilonaut wrote:
bryan adams wrote:To really love a woman
Let her hold you
Do you know how she needs to be touched ?
You gotta breath her
Really taste her
To you can feel her in your blood
Then when you can see your unborn children in her eyes
You know you really love a woman


How has this not ended up in a slasher movie?

Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:24 am
by Colonel Panic_Archive
SecondEdition wrote:
Colonel Panic wrote:Complete? You gotta be kidding, those guys are worse than Flipper


and what's wrong with Flipper?!

They had a few good songs... "Ha Ha Ha", "Sex Bomb Baby" and a handful of others, but come on. How many Flipper albums can really you listen to front to back? I mean really listen to.

Those guys were just fucking around and that's just fine, but I don't consider them to be a great band. They had next to zero technical skills or musicianship, they plodded sloppily through their songs with very little energy or passion.

Face it, Flipper kinda sucked. Sorry if that hurts anyone's feelings.