I'm really hoping The Boss posts to this thread.

murderedman wrote:I'm really hoping Stabby Cat posts to this thread.

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Heeby Jeeby wrote:suckerpunch umbrella

Might see

murderedman wrote:I'm really hoping The Boss posts to this thread.

Mandroid2.0 wrote:

murderedman wrote:I'm really hoping Stabby Cat posts to this thread.

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*sniff sniff*


Meh. Assholes!

I am kinda reminded of a story another pedicabber told me.

He was on his bike under the Damen blue line stop, when he felt water trickling on him. It occured to him he was being pissed on.

He saw red, ran into the station, jumped the turnstile, got upstairs and saw some jagoff adjusting his toga. While the guys frat-buddies watched, my friend punched the guy, ripped off his toga, wrapped it around his neck and was about to throw the guy over and, basically, hang him with his own toga.

At that point his friends intervened, and there was a square off, and his details get fuzzy but he did end up flipping some guy over onto the tracks, inches from the third rail.

I dunno. Frat boys.

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:At that point his friends intervened, and there was a square off, and his details get fuzzy but he did end up flipping some guy over onto the tracks, inches from the third rail.
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like this

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:I am kinda reminded of a story another pedicabber told me.

He was on his bike under the Damen blue line stop, when he felt water trickling on him. It occured to him he was being pissed on.

He saw red, ran into the station, jumped the turnstile, got upstairs and saw some jagoff adjusting his toga. While the guys frat-buddies watched, my friend punched the guy, ripped off his toga, wrapped it around his neck and was about to throw the guy over and, basically, hang him with his own toga.

At that point his friends intervened, and there was a square off, and his details get fuzzy but he did end up flipping some guy over onto the tracks, inches from the third rail.

I dunno. Frat boys.

gee, ya think he mighta overreacted, just a fuckin TAD?!!??

the$inmusicisallmine wrote:

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:I am kinda reminded of a story another pedicabber told me.

He was on his bike under the Damen blue line stop, when he felt water trickling on him. It occured to him he was being pissed on.

He saw red, ran into the station, jumped the turnstile, got upstairs and saw some jagoff adjusting his toga. While the guys frat-buddies watched, my friend punched the guy, ripped off his toga, wrapped it around his neck and was about to throw the guy over and, basically, hang him with his own toga.

At that point his friends intervened, and there was a square off, and his details get fuzzy but he did end up flipping some guy over onto the tracks, inches from the third rail.

I dunno. Frat boys.

gee, ya think he mighta overreacted, just a fuckin TAD?!!??

Well man, I don't know. I wasn't there. We're talking one guy against a group of frat pricks. Frat pricks who feel they're entitled to take a piss on a guy on a bike.

Granted, sure, maybe I'm 'dehumanizing' these poor guys, and maybe my friend's actions aren't entirely justified but...well, nobody died. After the incident my friend bolted and the police were called. The police knew who my friend was and never went after him afterwards. In fact, the frat kids got arrested for PI and urinating in public.

Sorry, But I don't feel a lick of sympathy for rhose shitbags. You pee on someone and think it's funny, something's gotta come back at you.

kerble wrote:

the$inmusicisallmine wrote:Mandroid, the martial art you are looking for is Tae Kwon do. There are schools everywhere, and they emphasize kicking and balance. and flexibilty.

I disagree. My black belt is in Tae Kwon Do. it's a lovely korean martial art, but it's ridiculously impractical to learn for self defense. I dance better because of it more than fight better. granted, I spent the last few years sparring with a bunch of cops every week before the black belt, and I learned a lot there, street fighting skills are much more useful to learn and Take Kwon Do ain't it.

Yeah, Tae Kwon Do is often criticized for being too choreographed. For those looking for something more practical and effective, I recommend Muay Thai.

tinycorkscrew wrote:

kerble wrote:

the$inmusicisallmine wrote:Mandroid, the martial art you are looking for is Tae Kwon do. There are schools everywhere, and they emphasize kicking and balance. and flexibilty.

I disagree. My black belt is in Tae Kwon Do. it's a lovely korean martial art, but it's ridiculously impractical to learn for self defense. I dance better because of it more than fight better. granted, I spent the last few years sparring with a bunch of cops every week before the black belt, and I learned a lot there, street fighting skills are much more useful to learn and Take Kwon Do ain't it.

Yeah, Tae Kwon Do is often criticized for being too choreographed. For those looking for something more practical and effective, I recommend Muay Thai.

The cocktail?