Whilst searching for something else online, I instead found this:
Zero - Baby Girl wrote:(OH) (OH)
Look, It's a me and you
Thing so simple,
Now baby girl why you playing with my mentals?
I'm trying to know you,
Find what you into,
Roses, candy, thats what I`ll send you,
Too young to be sending you cris,
But if you're lucky imma send you a kiss,
You got your chance to get with this,
A young brother with a splended wrist, (OH YEAH)
I can't take it anymore,
What i gotta say to have you shaking on the floor,
And look vacant baby doll,
go and do your thing imma come back, give you a encore
*Come on baby girl, let me in your world,
tell me what a player would have to do,
You are superfly that I can't deny,
But us together unstoppable,
you call me I,
Just give me some time,
to get in ur mind,
Imma make u crazy for me too*
Ready to go and the car is packed
I throw back in a starter cap, you know that,
You heard the track You saw that to toe tap,
still in highschool with a platinum plaque, come on
Park the car at the edge of the block,
and got the club all sweaty and hot,
im ahead of the flock,
im like ready to pop,
and got break the song back if you ready to cop,
i can do what i want,
i got 2 in the sun,
until 2 in the morning
so if you really on it,
let me know that you wanna,
and lets go girl
*Come on baby girl, let me in your world,
tell me what a player would have to do,
You are superfly that I can't deny,
But us together unstoppable,
you call me I,
Just give me some time,
to get in ur mind,
Imma make u crazy for me too*
Here's a little secret,
Ma' pocket is the deepest,
stun so hard imma leave ur lady speechless,
Check out my car, come equiped with all the features,
If i see you the one,
then imma drop it on my visa,
I might lease it, i like it i keep it,
and if i had it my way,
you'd be the one i creep with,
seeing you freak with
and what we do,
got a spot in V.I.P for you and your crew,
who's the man ride around town,
in a new sedan,
me and you chose the plan,
anyone touch you they may lose a hand,
cuz i chose you to cruise the land
Holla Back!
(This kid got crazy dough) (I KNOW) (This kid got crazy flow) (KHLEO)
*Come on baby girl, let me in your world,
tell me what a player would have to do,
You are superfly that I can't deny,
But us together unstoppable,
you call me I,
Just give me some time,
to get in ur mind,
Imma make u crazy for me too*
(This kid got crazy dough) (I KNOW) (This kid got crazy flow) (KHLEO)
(OH) (OH) (KHLEO) (This kid got crazy dough) (this kid got crazy flow) (KHLEO)
I think that these may be the worst lyrics ever. I also think that, much like discovering the meaning of life, reading these lyrics may have caused me to lapse into a catatonic state of simultaneous awe and disbelief. If you do not hear from me within the next couple of days, please send help.
"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."
-Gustave Flaubert
