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son of rank: the kenny
Posted: Tue May 18, 2004 11:55 pm
by wiggins_Archive
kenny: people who buy Taco Bell brand products from the grocery store so they can create authentic Taco Bell meals in their own kitchen
jb: authentic Taco Bell meals cooked by someone else, preferably at one of many Taco Bell chain restaurants.
jw: people that made biochemical weapon-'proof' bomb shelters in their basements after the anthrax scare a couple of years ago.
kenny kenny ko kenny bananna nanna no nenny:
selling your dvds for poker money and coming out chip leader.
son of rank: the kenny
Posted: Wed May 19, 2004 6:39 am
by gcbv_Archive
wiggins wrote:kenny kenny ko kenny bananna nanna no nenny:
selling your dvds for poker money and coming out chip leader.
JB: selling your DVDS to buy a new kitten.
JW: selling your DVDS to buy schizer videos.
DOKKENNY:
Standing next to the guy who keeps yelling a song title at the band.
son of rank: the kenny
Posted: Wed May 19, 2004 6:52 am
by bobbydj_Archive
jb - standing next to title shouter and watching him drop his Becks on the floor
jw - listening to him get the words wrong in the chorus when the band finally play said song
son of rank: the kenny
Posted: Wed May 19, 2004 4:27 pm
by kerble_Archive
Bobby, don't forget to add yer own kenny or the kenny, she dies.
Kenny Cole--Haute Couture for Assholes' kids:
Beautiful girls with shitty hack-n-slash haircuts and/or godawful facial piercings.
Faiz
son of rank: the kenny
Posted: Wed May 19, 2004 5:27 pm
by tmidgett_Archive
Kenny Cole--Haute Couture for Assholes' kids:
j.b. little bitty leather jackets, only they're made of cheap vinyl so they are not quite as gross an indulgence as they might be otherwise
j.w. infant-sized thong underwear
Beautiful girls with shitty hack-n-slash haircuts and/or godawful facial piercings.
j.b. a really well-painted van mural of a conan-like warrior fighting a dragon on the moon
j.w. excellent gruel
actually, these are both worse. viva la shitty-haircutted beautiful girls.
kenny??!?!?!?!
athlete's foot
son of rank: the kenny
Posted: Wed May 19, 2004 6:10 pm
by bomberz1qr20_Archive
tmidgett wrote:athlete's foot
jb: The athletic feet of Jaime Presley
jw: an athlete's foot, removed and placed in your bed, Godfather style...
Kenny bunk port:
Finding new and strange hair on your body as you age...
son of rank: the kenny
Posted: Thu May 20, 2004 7:28 am
by gcbv_Archive
bomberz1qr20 wrote:Kenny bunk port:
Finding new and strange hair on your body as you age...
JB: Finding someone who has a "thing" for strange body hair.
JW: turning into a werewolf.
KENNETH BRANAUGH:
"Cancer Boy" from KIDS IN THE HALL
son of rank: the kenny
Posted: Thu May 20, 2004 8:38 am
by placeholder_Archive
gcbv wrote:KENNETH BRANAUGH:
"Cancer Boy" from KIDS IN THE HALL
jb: "dieter" from 'sprockets' on saturday night live
jw: "3-D house of pancakes" from sctv
kenny: sonny chiba
son of rank: the kenny
Posted: Thu May 20, 2004 8:51 am
by bobbydj_Archive
I'm owing a kenny, so here goes:
mayonaise with french-fries/chips
son of rank: the kenny
Posted: Thu May 20, 2004 12:32 pm
by Bradley R Weissenberger_Archive
bobbydj wrote:mayonaise with french-fries/chips
JB: Actually consuming this abomination, but being in Amsterdam while doing so
JW: I'll say it again -- fruit on pizza
"Ken You Dig It?": The women who were at my divey local pub last night and told the waitress to turn down the volume on my jukebox selection (AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap)") or else they would leave.