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Sitting indian style drinking lemonade, weeping to himself quietly, quietly.

seeing how much he could get for his action figures on ebay.

i don't mean his collection of action figures, i mean the danzig dolls.

Breaking into Jerry Only's house, and copyrighting his tunes.

Right now Glenn Danzig is grooming himself with his tongue.

He's probably drawing naked women having sex with demons in his local library's copy of the bible.

Arson Smith wrote:

mr.pinecone, a user with only 4 posts (2 of which are in this thread!), and who has never been spotted in the same room as Glenn Danzig wrote:*bump*

I was wondering if anyone had any ideas what Mr. D was doing?

bumping this thread apparently...

I'm not him. Him not me. But recently he was seen fishing under washing machines for loose change so he could buy himself some loose-ies. (Read single cigarettes)

alex maiolo wrote:Awww Danzig, what ARE we going to do with you?

He's busy looking over the treatment for the pilot episode of his new sitcom, "Oh That Danzig!" Airing next fall on CBS, it follows our favourite grayscale rocker as he has to deal with married life, children, a new low-key career as a local television newscaster and of course his overbearing MOTHER

Johnny C wrote:

alex maiolo wrote:Awww Danzig, what ARE we going to do with you?

He's busy looking over the treatment for the pilot episode of his new sitcom, "Oh That Danzig!" Airing next fall on CBS, it follows our favourite grayscale rocker as he has to deal with married life, children, a new low-key career as a local television newscaster and of course his overbearing MOTHER

I would watch a sitcom called "Who's the Misfit?"

Today he works the biceps.

Switched back to "I'm not racist, but..." greeting on answering machine.