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Rotten Tanx wrote:Oh and other bands from here include UB40, Napalm Death, Duran Duran and 50% of Led Zeppelin (Bonham and Plant). And Bitty McLean.


hey. lets not forget neds atomic dustbin, pop will eat itself and the wonder stuff
peri wrote:The gfirl just emailed me, "I've never had any desire to eat a scotch egg'.

I guess she gonna go hungry tonight

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buzzsaw,

so, if the above is true, i assume that only one girl ever laughed at that line?

anyway, my personal favourite of all pick-up lines runs thus:
"so, you wanna come over to my place? we can take my car...you know the porsche out front? i'm the pinto parked right next to it."

vy73s, jet.
"I'd like a stupidwich!"
--andrew mason

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MajorEverettMiller wrote:On the first night of X-mas break in college, my friend Chris and I went to our favorite dive for a lovely evening of hardcore drinking. After a few beers and whiskey shots, he saw a pretty lady out of the corner of his eye.

"Oh man, she's so hot. I've gotta get her number."

"Go for it; I'll save our seats."

"...Nah, fuck it."

We continue drinking and he continues pining over this girl. I said, "Make your move or shut the fuck up." He agreed to approach her, but only if I went with him in case things got bad.

"Okay, fine. Let's have one more shot."

Two Bushmills, down the hatch. Let's go.

Chris walks straight up to her and taps her on the shoulder.

"Hi, my name is Chris. I think my dick would look awesome in your throat."

She laughed, slapped him and bought him a drink.

They ended up dating for nearly a year.

She said later that she respected his courage.


That's the best love story I've ever heard.
Marsupialized wrote:I want a piano made out of jello.
It's the only way I'll be able to achieve the sound I hear in my head.

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A guy I know told me he had heard this line once and decided to use it one night at the bar, just for a laugh. While he was chatting away with this girl with his buddy standing next to him, he quickly changes the subject, and says "Soooo, you wanna do both of us?" The girls replies with, "Let me grab my coat." The three of them headed out, but once they were finally getting things going he realized that he never really intened on it actually happening and couldn't go through with it. Pissed off his friend though!
Don't get chumpatized!

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