geiginni wrote:Professional Quality?!!
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I think a $5 length of PVC pipe could do the same thing!

PEPPER! wrote:I'll only play an aluminum 'didge

jesus christ put this thing out of its misery

steve wrote:

PEPPER! wrote:I'll only play an aluminum 'didge

jesus christ put this thing out of its misery

My band guy friends and I sometimes speak of the "potato bass," meaning a lump of exotic wood that's shaped like a potato or a Klingon edged weapon, bearing at least 6 strings. The typical potato bass is some garish color and has a fretboard as wide as a skateboard deck.

This is a perfect specimen of a potato bass.

Microphone SM57 Shure Professional microphone - USED but a great deal - $100
Reply to: see below
Date: 2007-11-21, 6:43PM CST


This item for sale is a Used SM57 Shure Microphone.

RETAIL VALUE NEW - $300.00 USED RETAIL VALUE - $200.00

MY ASKING PRICE $100.00 -----> A FAIR AND REASONABLE ASKING PRICE.

This is a great microphone for any band or individual looking for a great sounding microphone and works like new.

(((((((((((((((((BONUS - ITEM))))))))))))))

I am going to throw in ONE *1-25ft XLR cord and ONE *microphone clip as a BONUS.

PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING:

I will only accept $CASH$ Payment for this item.
I will not ship this item - you must meet me to pick this up and finalize the transaction.
I will only sell this item to residents in the state of IL.
This item is sold as is and there is no refund after purchase.
If you would like to see a picture you may email me to request one and i will email it to you.


Please email me at rcav1@att.net

some corny lady looking for another corny lady wrote:Awareness.

Blackness.

A ghostly coldness flies across my face. A barely audible swoosh causes the hairs on the back of my neck to stand at attention. Tingling sparks of fire shoot down my spine. My jaw muscles spasm and I can hear the unnerving chattering of teeth. The head is chilled but the rest of the body is snuggly warm. My arms raise overhead as I duck under the inviting covers.

This simple act causes a raise in blood pressure. A different swoosh is heard as warm life pulses through my ears. Rhythmic throbbing in my hands and feet are timed to a steady heart beat.

Shhh. Another sound catches my attention. I focus on my body but the noise does not originate from me. Straining, the sound is not coming from the coldness outside of the comforter.

My breathing deepens. The pounding in my chest becomes more resonant. My entire being vibrates in anticipation. My hand slowly reaches out to traverse the vast gully between me and the sound. One digit touches down and then another and another until the whole hand safely lands. The soft landing pad starts to shake and quiver. Our fingers reposition themselves, guided by instinct. My hand melds into hers; they are a perfect match.

kerble wrote:

A FAIR AND REASONABLE ASKING PRICE.

Uh, no.

Wait a minute.

I'll tell you what.

I'll trade you my Behringer 24 channel mixer for the mic,
retail value 3,000 euros.

This mixer has 100 built effects that are completely
useless for anything other than calling your mom a whore with a preset delay that you can't change (so keep your whorish yelps in the 120 bpm range).

It is also featherweight, so when i throw it from California at your head you will just have a dent in your forehead versus a
fracture.

Contact me anytime...
(kerble's moms cellphone)

It is not ok to contact this guy.

hench wrote:

some corny lady looking for another corny lady wrote:...the vast gully....

that damned fly wrote:

steve wrote:

PEPPER! wrote:I'll only play an aluminum 'didge

jesus christ put this thing out of its misery

My band guy friends and I sometimes speak of the "potato bass," meaning a lump of exotic wood that's shaped like a potato or a Klingon edged weapon, bearing at least 6 strings. The typical potato bass is some garish color and has a fretboard as wide as a skateboard deck.

This is a perfect specimen of a potato bass.

perfect term. potato bass. gross.