trompuss wrote:how many little kids with A.D.D. does it take to chang...
let's go ride bikes!
Ace! That's one of my latest favourites!
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211Ace! That's one of my latest favourites!
Ace! That's one of my latest favourites!
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212Q. What's George Bush's position on Roe vs. Wade?
A. He doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.
A. He doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.
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213stewie wrote:Q. What's George Bush's position on Roe vs. Wade?
A. He doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.
(that's me laughing outloud)
drew patrick wrote:Peripatetic will win.
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215I have made up jokes in my sleep before. In my dreams, they're hilarious. When I wake up, it's never funny; it's never even really a joke.
But last night I made up a joke in my dream that was a still a joke (not to say a particularly funny joke) when I woke up:
Where do they make pencils?
Pencilvania.
Yes, I know it's not that good, but I was asleep when I wrote it.
But last night I made up a joke in my dream that was a still a joke (not to say a particularly funny joke) when I woke up:
Where do they make pencils?
Pencilvania.
Yes, I know it's not that good, but I was asleep when I wrote it.
Why do you make it so scary to post here.
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216Linus Van Pelt wrote:Where do they make pencils?
Pencilvania.
This is a funny joke. I'm going to tell this joke to my girlfriend when we get home, and I am 100% certain it will crack her up.
matthew wrote:His Life and his Death gives us LIFE.......supernatural life- which is His own life because he is God and Man. This is all straight Catholicism....no nuttiness or mystical crap here.
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217Ehem.
"I was asked to run a marathon, I said, "no way." They said "come on, please, it's for spastics and blind children." So I thought, fuck it, I could win this.â€
"I was asked to run a marathon, I said, "no way." They said "come on, please, it's for spastics and blind children." So I thought, fuck it, I could win this.â€
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218A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been f****d?"
The fellow said "No",
She said "You will be when the tide comes in"
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been f****d?"
The fellow said "No",
She said "You will be when the tide comes in"
peri wrote:The gfirl just emailed me, "I've never had any desire to eat a scotch egg'.
I guess she gonna go hungry tonight
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219Another teacher put down.....
Teach: " there will be a test on Monday and no excuses will be accepted for not taking it!".
Pupil: " what if I'm suffering from sexual exhaustion?"
Teach: " You'll just have to use your other hand"
Teach: " there will be a test on Monday and no excuses will be accepted for not taking it!".
Pupil: " what if I'm suffering from sexual exhaustion?"
Teach: " You'll just have to use your other hand"
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220Donald Rumsfeld is giving his daily briefing to George Bush.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"