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Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 4:46 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 3:52 pm
Q. What's George Bush's position on Roe vs. Wade?
A. He doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.
A. He doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.
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Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:00 pm
stewie wrote:Q. What's George Bush's position on Roe vs. Wade?
A. He doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.
(that's me laughing outloud)
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Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:46 pm
that flattened from joke is my new favorite!
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Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:58 pm
I have made up jokes in my sleep before. In my dreams, they're hilarious. When I wake up, it's never funny; it's never even really a joke.
But last night I made up a joke in my dream that was a still a joke (not to say a particularly funny joke) when I woke up:
Where do they make pencils?
Pencilvania.
Yes, I know it's not that good, but I was asleep when I wrote it.
But last night I made up a joke in my dream that was a still a joke (not to say a particularly funny joke) when I woke up:
Where do they make pencils?
Pencilvania.
Yes, I know it's not that good, but I was asleep when I wrote it.
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Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:32 am
Linus Van Pelt wrote:Where do they make pencils?
Pencilvania.
This is a funny joke. I'm going to tell this joke to my girlfriend when we get home, and I am 100% certain it will crack her up.
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Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:45 am
Ehem.
"I was asked to run a marathon, I said, "no way." They said "come on, please, it's for spastics and blind children." So I thought, fuck it, I could win this.â€
"I was asked to run a marathon, I said, "no way." They said "come on, please, it's for spastics and blind children." So I thought, fuck it, I could win this.â€
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Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:22 am
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been f****d?"
The fellow said "No",
She said "You will be when the tide comes in"
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been f****d?"
The fellow said "No",
She said "You will be when the tide comes in"
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Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:50 am
Another teacher put down.....
Teach: " there will be a test on Monday and no excuses will be accepted for not taking it!".
Pupil: " what if I'm suffering from sexual exhaustion?"
Teach: " You'll just have to use your other hand"
Teach: " there will be a test on Monday and no excuses will be accepted for not taking it!".
Pupil: " what if I'm suffering from sexual exhaustion?"
Teach: " You'll just have to use your other hand"
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:58 am
Donald Rumsfeld is giving his daily briefing to George Bush.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"