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Red Square wrote:
Boombats wrote:
Antero wrote:-I like Smash Mouth.


You are dead to me.


Antero wrote:I mean c'mon guys, you know how many tight-pantsed hipster shits will rep "More Than A Feeling"? Blargh.


Dissing Boston? Double-dead.


wait, you like smashmouth, even that really lousy record but you hate Boston?

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I used to work with the old drummer for Smashmouth and he was a fucking douche.


He would always talk shit about every band I enjoyed despite if he had heard them or not.

So I dropped the hammer of truth on him about how much Smashmouth sucked the fucking bag and he quit the job a couple days later after nearly crying.

I hear he's addicted to drugs and living in Arizona or some shit now.

That dude was a chump. His band fucking sucks.
lemur68 wrote:Why would you be where a jam band is playing in the first place?

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AnthonyVillalobos wrote:I used to work with the old drummer for Smashmouth and he was a fucking douche.


He would always talk shit about every band I enjoyed despite if he had heard them or not.

So I dropped the hammer of truth on him about how much Smashmouth sucked the fucking bag and he quit the job a couple days later after nearly crying.

I hear he's addicted to drugs and living in Arizona or some shit now.

That dude was a chump. His band fucking sucks.


Wait, isn't this douchenozzle supposed to be sucking off a nest-egg for the rest of his life? What, did Smashmouth get the fabled supershaft major-label record deal, or did he blow all his tour revenue on 8-balls? What the fuck was he doing working at your job???

I want a list of every band he talked shit about.
iembalm wrote:Can I just point out, Rick, that this rant is in a thread about a cartoon?

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AnthonyVillalobos wrote:I used to work with the old drummer for Smashmouth and he was a fucking douche.


He would always talk shit about every band I enjoyed despite if he had heard them or not.

So I dropped the hammer of truth on him about how much Smashmouth sucked the fucking bag and he quit the job a couple days later after nearly crying.

I hear he's addicted to drugs and living in Arizona or some shit now.

That dude was a chump. His band fucking sucks.


That was you!?

You fuck, because of you I can no longer drum since your criticisms made me turn to drugs that I now have so many needle marks up and down both my arms that I make Keith Richards' arms look like Heidi Klum's smooth ass.

Jerk.
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gravitypinsusdwn wrote:
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Get dog costumes wrote:The only time I've ever played a rock show, I played drums in a five-man Weezer cover band that only knew four songs.


Ozma?


FYP.

Also, I do also like Ozma (the band, not the Melvins album which I've never heard).

So much shame, shame, shame.


I used to love love love Ozma. A guy in the band was my best friend's older sister's boyfriend, so we would see them all of the time. Their cover of the Tetris song is very fun at a live show. I would still say that whenever I hear their music, I do like it, but I haven't listened to them in years.


Ha! I remember loving this band my freshman year of High School (Husker Du came in later that year and pretty much changed everything after that)! I tried going back to it a while later and couldn't sit through it. Never liked Weezer either - yick.
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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that damned fly wrote:i hate hardcore.


sometimes I think you hate music.

There are three bands I know you like:

The Birthday Party
The Jesus Lizard
The Ex

Everything else = shit? C'mon man, stop being such a puritan.

(But thank you for the Ex mp3's, they rocked. That drummer is fucking amazing.)
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