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One-sentence indie rock confessions
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:07 pm
by AnthonyVillalobos_Archive
Red Square wrote:Boombats wrote:Antero wrote:-I like Smash Mouth.
You are dead to me.
Antero wrote:I mean c'mon guys, you know how many tight-pantsed hipster shits will rep "More Than A Feeling"? Blargh.
Dissing
Boston? Double-dead.
wait, you like smashmouth, even that really lousy record but you hate Boston?
I used to work with the old drummer for Smashmouth and he was a fucking douche.
He would always talk shit about every band I enjoyed despite if he had heard them or not.
So I dropped the hammer of truth on him about how much Smashmouth sucked the fucking bag and he quit the job a couple days later after nearly crying.
I hear he's addicted to drugs and living in Arizona or some shit now.
That dude was a chump. His band fucking sucks.
One-sentence indie rock confessions
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:26 pm
by FuzzBob_Archive
that damned fly wrote:i hate hardcore.
Did that start back in '83?
One-sentence indie rock confessions
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:32 pm
by FuzzBob_Archive
AnthonyVillalobos wrote:I used to work with the old drummer for Smashmouth and he was a fucking douche.
He would always talk shit about every band I enjoyed despite if he had heard them or not.
So I dropped the hammer of truth on him about how much Smashmouth sucked the fucking bag and he quit the job a couple days later after nearly crying.
I hear he's addicted to drugs and living in Arizona or some shit now.
That dude was a chump. His band fucking sucks.
Wait, isn't this douchenozzle supposed to be sucking off a nest-egg for the rest of his life? What, did Smashmouth get the fabled supershaft major-label record deal, or did he blow all his tour revenue on 8-balls?
What the fuck was he doing working at your job???
I want a list of every band he talked shit about.
One-sentence indie rock confessions
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:36 pm
by Red Square_Archive
i used to date a girl a long time ago that used to know the singer...we didn't date for long...but we did date twice...
go figure...
One-sentence indie rock confessions
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:38 pm
by Dr Geek_Archive
AnthonyVillalobos wrote:I used to work with the old drummer for Smashmouth and he was a fucking douche.
He would always talk shit about every band I enjoyed despite if he had heard them or not.
So I dropped the hammer of truth on him about how much Smashmouth sucked the fucking bag and he quit the job a couple days later after nearly crying.
I hear he's addicted to drugs and living in Arizona or some shit now.
That dude was a chump. His band fucking sucks.
That was
you!?
You fuck, because of you I can no longer drum since your criticisms made me turn to drugs that I now have so many needle marks up and down both my arms that I make Keith Richards' arms look like Heidi Klum's smooth ass.
Jerk.
One-sentence indie rock confessions
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:46 pm
by Ace_Archive
gravitypinsusdwn wrote:kazoozak wrote:The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:Get dog costumes wrote:The only time I've ever played a rock show, I played drums in a five-man Weezer cover band that only knew four songs.
Ozma?
FYP.
Also, I do also like Ozma (the band, not the Melvins album which I've never heard).
So much shame, shame, shame.
I used to love love love Ozma. A guy in the band was my best friend's older sister's boyfriend, so we would see them all of the time. Their cover of the Tetris song is very fun at a live show. I would still say that whenever I hear their music, I do like it, but I haven't listened to them in years.
Ha! I remember loving this band my freshman year of High School (Husker Du came in later that year and pretty much changed everything after that)! I tried going back to it a while later and couldn't sit through it. Never liked Weezer either - yick.
One-sentence indie rock confessions
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:02 pm
by J Burns_Archive
Pleasant Dreams and Oh No! It's Devo! are good albums.
I am increasingly bummed out on playing live shows.
I paid $25 for a Nazareth ticket. In 2003.
I like Alice Cooper more than the Stooges.
I had never listened to a Silkworm record all the way through until about a year ago.
One-sentence indie rock confessions
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:09 pm
by Rachi_Archive
I have never listened to cocorosie....
One-sentence indie rock confessions
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:18 pm
by Skronk_Archive
Rachi wrote:I have never listened to cocorosie....
You could be the luckiest person here.
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One-sentence indie rock confessions
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:19 pm
by SecondEdition_Archive
that damned fly wrote:i hate hardcore.
sometimes I think you hate music.
There are three bands I know you like:
The Birthday Party
The Jesus Lizard
The Ex
Everything else = shit? C'mon man, stop being such a puritan.
(But thank you for the Ex mp3's, they rocked. That drummer is fucking amazing.)