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Ive just realised this wrong as its his right hand thats small.

A girl at work sent me this:

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we
started swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 7 year old says "When we go downstairs for breakfast
I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, OK?"
"Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he
wants for breakfast.
"Oh, shit mum, I s'pose I'll have some Coco Pops"
WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor,
got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what
do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be fucking Coco Pops."

rysie wrote:Latest entry.

Ive just realised this wrong as its his right hand thats small.

Old Popbitch Joke: "Jeremy Beadle has a pretty big cock...but on the other hand it's pretty small..."

I was supposed to meet a friend after church at St. Francis. I got there a little early, and I saw a man come out of the church.
I said, "Excuse me, sir...is mass out?"

He replied, "No, but your hat's on crooked."

A young man is going on his first date. His father gives him a little pre-date advice:
"Now son, sometimes these things can get a little awkward. If the conversation stops, try to remember three topics that will always get things going again: food, family, and philosophy."
"OK, Dad."
So they're on the date, just sitting awkwardly, and neither one of them really had anything to say. Then the boy remembered his father's first piece of advice.
"Say Tina, do you like tuna fish?"
"Not really."
"Hm."
And then awkward silence. Then the boy remembered his father's second piece of advice.
"Say Tina, do you have a brother?"
"No."
"Hm."
And back to silence. Then he remembered his father's third piece of advice.
"Say Tina, if you had a brother, would he like tuna fish?"

Q: What do Yankee fans and sperm have in common?








A: One in 30,000,000 have a chance of actually becoming a human being

Q: Why do Yankee fans cry after sex?









A: The pepper spray

Q: What are the only kind of bags allowed at Yankee Stadium?









A: Douchebags

Why do you have to wear pants in russia?

In case chernobyl fallout.

rysie wrote:Why do you have to wear pants in russia?

In case chernobyl fallout.

Welcome back!




But, Chernobyl, Ukraine