Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

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m.koren wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:has anyone mentioned that terrible, terrible 'take a look at my girlfriend..she's the only one I got' song?

I hear it on the radio all the time, I don;t know if it's 311 or what but it's so fucking gay, how a man could live with himself singing those pussy ass words I have no idea


That's Supertramp. Everytime I hear that on the car radio, I just start saying 'not rock' over and over like a mantra. She's Crap.


they must sample supertramp, here's the song I'm talking about
Look at these fucking lyrics, sriously

Gym Class Heroes - Cupid's Chokehold Lyrics

(feat. Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy)
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one i got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

It's been some time since we last spoke
This is gonna sound like a bad joke
But momma i fell in love again
It's safe to say i have a new girlfriend

And i know it sounds so old
But cupid got me in a chokehold
And i'm afraid i might give in
Towels on the mat my white flag is wavin'

I mean she even cooks me pancakes
And alka seltzer when my tummy aches
If that ain't love then i don't know what love is

We even got a secret handshake
And she loves the music that my band makes
I know i'm young but if i had to choose her or the sun
I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun

(ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one i got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one i got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

It's been awhile since we talked last and i'm tryin' hard not to talk fast
But dad i'm finally thinkin' i may have found the one
Type of girl that will make you way proud of your son

And i know you heard the last song about the girls that didn't last long
But i promise this is on a whole new plane
I can tell by the way she says my name (ba ba da da)

I love the way she calls my phone
She even got her very own ringtone
If that ain't love then i don't know what love is (ba ba da da)

It's gonna be a long drive home but i know as soon as i arrive home
And i open the door take off my coat and throw my bag on the floor
She'll be back in my arms into my arms once more for sure

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one i got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

She's got a smile that would make the most senile
Annoying old man bite his tongue
I'm not done
She's got eyes comparable to sunrise
And it doesn't stop there
Man i swear
She's got porcelain skin of course she's a ten
And now she's even got her own song
But movin' on
She's got the cutest laugh i ever heard
And we can be on the phone for three hours
Not sayin' one word
And i would still cherish every moment
And when i start to build my future she's the main component
Call it dumb call it luck call it love or whatever you call it but
Everywhere i go i keep her picture in my wallet like you

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one i got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one i got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
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Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

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And in other songs Gym Class Heroes name drop emo-bands. ATROCIOUS SHIT. And now everyone thinks they wrote that shit and don't realize its Supertramp.

Lamest song I've ever heard in my entire life? I can't say.

The lamest song I've heard in the past week:
Smashing Pumpkins "Doomsday Clock". This song contains the lyrics "I love life everyday, in each and every way". I want to shoot someone, namely Billy Corgan, after hearing these words in his self-serving, whispy whine. Fuck!

Disturbed "This Moment". Come on now. Why won't this come to an end? Linkin Park and Korn have just released new albums? What the fuck!? Make it stop!

Just so you know the lamest songs I've heard in the past week are all on the new Transformers soundtrack.
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Poll: Lamest song you ve ever heard in your entire life

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Lenny Kravitz- Fly Away

Surely, I thought, this must be a joke? A parody?

Fly/sky/high/dragonfly?

and here are the last four "verses" (or "choruses"):

I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah

I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah

I got to get away
Girl I got to get away
Oh oh oh yeah

I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah with you yeah yeah
Oh Yeah !

I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah with you yeah yeah
I got to get away

I want to get away (4x)
Yeah
I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah with you yeah yeah
Girl I got to get away

I want to get away (4x)
Yeah

I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah with you
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah


He got paid for this, you know. A lot. FUCK.
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