lemur68 wrote:30 Feet Of Urine--that's Russell Crowe's band, right?
thirty odd foot of urine.
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221thirty odd foot of urine.
thirty odd foot of urine.
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222Marsupialized wrote:dontfeartheringo wrote:Marsupialized wrote:Such things are just not exciting to me, nor funny...it's just piss, you know? I've seen piss a million times, it'll take someone doing something really out there with some piss to get my attention at this point...
I played a show once at Sluggo's in Pensacola, FL, and there was some guy, it was his 21st birthday, and he got HAMMERED. SO, he was out in the alley, having a drunken piss, when his gorge decided the sidewalk looked like a better place to be than his gullet...
so, he turned his hips to the left and his chin to the right so he could vomit and piss at the same time.
The internal pressure of the effluvia leaving his upper GI caused the sort of prostate contraction that one doesn't NORMALLY achieve whilst pissing, and urine shot out of his body and landed some thirty or more feet away.
HOLY SHIT, it was amazing.
There were a dozen or so of us standing there, and we were watching, slackjawed. Someone said "Now, that.... that just ain't right."
But gosh, I dunno, 30ft of urine? It got my attention.
he should turn that into an act
And what would you call this act? Wait for it...
The Aristocrat.
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225joshua wrote:--------------------------Damn ,how did I miss these last few pages?Tears & Belly laughs from that one hilarious satirical post .Best thread in months. Born-again mccarthyism! LA hair rocker-mandated ISP witchhunts! Fake christians pretending to be real christians. Howard Jones..hahahaha. Crippled drooling rock stars!Socially awkward christian rockers! Aged and deranged German Bandleader who worked for telefunken!Po-faced independant rockers,Stryper,Saccharine trust (intentional?) Geek squad computer nerds. Squirrel bait references!Mencken. I wish that more of these threads were this fun.These things don't have to be malicious and filled with insults.A ridiculous battle of the bands shoot-out would've been great but some people here just don't have much of a sense of humor when their own thread bites them in the ass. What the hell is a bozart?
----------------------See who can shoot fish in the barrel , but has a hissy fit when asked to put up a representative track. What does one crappy no-balls myspace band say to another crappy no-balls myspace band?:
http://www.electrical.com/phpBB2/viewto ... sc&start=0
Glass houses,pot,kettle and all that.
You sure told us, keep up the good work noodledick...we all sit biting our nails waiting for your next observation
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226Damn ,how did I miss these last few pages?
Dear excitable one,
I was drunk, sipping some liebfraumilch whilst power-tanning al fresco completely mesmerized by the patterns on some hippy chicks tye dye with some fat chick licking my toes when I wrote that bullshit on my 'top...so it's safe to say that my critical faculties were momentarily suspended while I was tripping my balls off. The secrets of the universe are not contained therein.We're all friends now. BBGS rocked the brewhaus last night.
What does one crappy no-balls myspace band say to another crappy no-balls myspace band
Dunno,,, are we talking forlorn castrati from competing choirs just getting over a domestic spat? If so then probably "Your sonnet is quite lovely, and it is a marvel that those red-roseleaf lips of yours should be made no less for the madness of music and song than for the madness of kissing. Your slim gilt soul walks between passion and poetry."
So then, from abstraction to focal point..
I, hitler this thead
http://www.sendspace.com/file/dojgi5
De gustibus non est disputandum
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228joshua
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definitely a lonely schizophrenic who's personalities are talking to each other here or possibly meeting for the first time. yep. Seems to have a hard on for ze Germans as well.
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joshua wrote:--------------------------Damn ,how did I miss these last few pages?Tears & Belly laughs from that one hilarious satirical post .Best thread in months.
d865 wrote:Dear excitable one,
I was drunk, sipping some liebfraumilch whilst power-tanning al fresco completely mesmerized by the patterns on some hippy chicks tye dye with some fat chick licking my toes when I wrote that bullshit on my 'top...The secrets of the universe are not contained therein.We're all friends now.
steve wrote:The ip address 69.219.132.9 was used by accounts jonp, d865 and mishio.
definitely a lonely schizophrenic who's personalities are talking to each other here or possibly meeting for the first time. yep. Seems to have a hard on for ze Germans as well.
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230wasn't there a ban warning on the (shit)stream of consciousness posts?
i'd like to see some follow through.
i'd like to see some follow through.