"Ever heard of Rapeman?"
"No..."
"Come over to my place and I'll show you."
"No thanks..."
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232I'm a big fan of the botched line,as I am of the botched joke, as I am of underachiever humor in general.
Examples:
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I'd put you and me together
or
Is your father a thief? Then who stole my TV
Kind of like the pants party thing in Anchorman.
Granted, I don't actually use these, I just think they're funny.
Normally, if I'm hanging out talking to a girl and she's showing some interest- and she has to really be showing a good deal of interest- I come out with "can I ask you a personal question?" Usually she says "sure" and then I say "wanna make out?"
Usually they do, and you just had to come out and say it. Hedging around the issue just makes you look wishy washy, I find.
Examples:
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I'd put you and me together
or
Is your father a thief? Then who stole my TV
Kind of like the pants party thing in Anchorman.
Granted, I don't actually use these, I just think they're funny.
Normally, if I'm hanging out talking to a girl and she's showing some interest- and she has to really be showing a good deal of interest- I come out with "can I ask you a personal question?" Usually she says "sure" and then I say "wanna make out?"
Usually they do, and you just had to come out and say it. Hedging around the issue just makes you look wishy washy, I find.
You call me a hater like that's a bad thing
Ekkssvvppllott wrote:MayorofRockNRoll is apparently the poor man's thinking man.
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233So I was with some friends in some UF college bar about 5 years ago. The place was full of those 'Florida' type of college kids. Hot blonde chicks and popped collared douchey dudes.
Anyway, there's one table full of ladies nearby with one girl wearing a shirt similar to this:
A collar douche walks up to her and shouts "Oh my god I have that same shirt and I almost wore it tonight!"
She moved over and he sat down. Smooth.
Anyway, there's one table full of ladies nearby with one girl wearing a shirt similar to this:
A collar douche walks up to her and shouts "Oh my god I have that same shirt and I almost wore it tonight!"
She moved over and he sat down. Smooth.
geiginni wrote:How about commemorative clock celebrating glorious anniversary of dead heros of great patriotic NASCAR?
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236Boombats wrote:Yabba dabba do me
for the life of me, i can't recall where this is from.
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237The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:I'm a big fan of the botched line,as I am of the botched joke, as I am of underachiever humor in general.
Examples:
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I'd put you and me together
or
Is your father a thief? Then who stole my TV
She'd be telling you to make like a tree and get outta here.
tocharian wrote:Cheese fries vs nonexistence. Duh.
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239'You know if you got your nose fixed, you'd be pretty cute'
'Wow, that's so fucked up looking.....one of your eyes is way bigger than the other one.....and it's crooked, it's like too high up...man that's fucked up looking.....anyway...want a drink?'
'Wow, that's so fucked up looking.....one of your eyes is way bigger than the other one.....and it's crooked, it's like too high up...man that's fucked up looking.....anyway...want a drink?'
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom
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240"If it is intercourse you are after, please sit, female."
Marsupialized wrote:I want a piano made out of jello.
It's the only way I'll be able to achieve the sound I hear in my head.