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kerble wrote:
Looking for a very old/ vintage Line 6 amp.
Reply to: sale-487473091@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-23, 7:13PM CST


I am looking for a vintage a very early like one of the first made Line 6 amps. If you have a one your willing to sell and make a deal. It will be much appreciated. Contact me at Anthony.Zanger08@gmail.com


couldn't you just use one of the new Line 6 amps to model one of the vintage Line 6 amps?


"Vintage Line 6" is preset #191, right after "Peavey Bandit"

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GAY CATERER needed for new ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY

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Reply to: yourhotbartender@gmail.com
Date: 2007-11-24, 2:06PM CST


I am currently in the midst of forming a new company with myself and 217 Productions that provides food, drinks and hot guys to cater parties. What I am looking for is a qualified, gay, outgoing, talented ambitious caterer to combine forces with. This company will basically cater food and drinks to parties while pampering the clientele with hot guys, providing a full-out, sexy luxurious experience. This applicant must also be willing to invest (not very much) up front to get the company going. I will provide the other half of the start-up costs, and my partner will be able to create an LLC for us. If you think you are a qualified applicant, please send your resume to my email, as well as a blurb about yourself, and ONE idea you have for this company. Please also include any questions as well!




Compensation: Comission ($750-$1000 a gig)
This is a contract job.
OK for recruiters to contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
You may contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 488128236


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21/f looking for Cuddle Buddy... I want to wake up next to you... - 21

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Reply to: pers-489560264@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-26, 1:29AM CST


Been in and out of relationships and just sick of sleeping alone at night? Gosh knows I am. I am a 21/f due to graduate nursing school in May. I am 100% clean and unattached. I'd say I'm well educated, average body, and on the "cute" side. I'm looking for someone to watch movies with, share kisses, and cuddle with late at night. I think it's the best feeling to wake up next to someone in the morning and just get a "Have a good day" wish. This is to stay strictly friends and NO SEX.



now what the fuck do you suppose is wrong with this chick?
Christian, maybe?
She wants a boyfriend, everything a boyfriend does yet definitely does not want to fuck this boyfriend.
and who are the dudes answering this ad? 'Oh that looks good, I have to do everything a boyfriend would do but she'll never fuck me, cool!'
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

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VINTAGE WILD SPACE AGE ADULT PEDDEL CAR - $1

Date: 2007-11-26, 4:18PM CST


WILD AND DIFFRENT THAT IT IS
BOUGHT THIS A LONG TIME AGO WHEN MY KIDS WERE SMALL TO CRUISE AROUND
SURE DID GET A LOT OF LOOKS
THEN A FREE WHEEL GEAR BROKE ( $ 20.00 PART ) FOR BOTH SIDES WILL PEDDLE

ANY ONE COULD MAKE REPAIR
ORIG PRICE FOR THIS WAS $1800.00 NEW

A TRADE WOULD BE CONSIDERED GOLF CART ? PICK UP TRUCK

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Fat Bald Guy in Hawaiian Shirt looking to form a trio/quartet

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Reply to: raycody@cox.net
Date: 2007-12-05, 12:31PM MST


I play guitar and sing a variety of music and I’m looking to team up with other musicians to form a simple trio/quartet to play fun music and perform in public.

My vision is me on the acoustic guitar, possibly another acoustic guitarist (if you can pick a solo, that’s a plus), bass player (upright, acoustic, electric…doesn’t matter) and someone who has a good ability to add percussion to our sound (tambourine, shaker, guiro, vibra-slap, congas, bongos, etc—I have all this crap).

In addition to being able to play, I’m also looking for folks who can sing and harmonize.

Preferably looking for people around my age….43 +/- 10 years, but not ruling out anybody who’s a good fit for the combo and is really interested.

Good attitude and sense of humor are a must…I’m looking to put a good sound together, but we must have fun while we do it!

I live on the Westside.

Type of music that I prefer:
Country (new and old)
Rock (nothing super heavy)
Trop Rock/Island Music (Jimmy Buffett style)
Americana
Folk

This is just a few preferences, but I’m willing to play anything that we can make sound good as a trio/quartet.

If you’ve ever wanted to do something like this, take a chance and contact me. I’ve always wanted to do this, so I’m taking a chance too!

Email me at raycody@cox.net and we can swap a few emails and see if we have similar musical interests and expectations and we’ll figure out if it’s worthwhile to try to hook up.

www.raycody.com





Location: West Valley
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 499710250

vibra-slap.
music

offal wrote:Holy shit.

Kerble was wrong.

This certainly changes things.

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