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Well, at work we call the head of our Human Resources Dept in New Jersey "The Grim Reaper".

This is because whenever she shows up unannounced here in Rolling Meadows, it usually means a manager is getting fired.

someome fucks up - 'oh you cummist'
coffee - 'cup o' joe'

scott wrote:
"shit kitten" or "shitkitten" = a dingleberry that's been forcibly removed

I made a short film a few years back called Shittin' Kittens.

My List

Pumpkin Farmer instead of Mother Fucker

Apple Sauce when calling someone on their Bullshit

Gitch = Underwear

Dropping the Nice Nice, Shi-Shi, Going Deuce = Shitting

Wolfbite is when you have the shits so bad that your asshole burns for hours afterward.

Mocos are eye boogers that you have when you wake up.

and I'm spent.

DDD = Donkey Dick Doctor

Usually sent via email or handheld texting device.

As in this (person / meeting / project / etc.) is a DDD.

Or, conversely, I'd rather be DDDing than deal with (person / meeting / project / etc.).


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Somebody just referred to a box as a "biz-ox".


Now I must thrash them.

johnnyemphysema wrote:Mocos are eye boogers that you have when you wake up.

My cousin and his Russian wife sometimes refer to each other, mock-affectionately, as "Sleazniak"...

I asked them about it once, and apparently your "Mocos" and their "Sleazniak" mean about the same thing...

(I guess it's her Russian equivalent of lovingly calling your spouse "shithead" or "dumbass" or something)



...AND BTW, WHO WOULDN'T GO SEE A BAND NAMED 'SLEAZNIAK' !?

Colonel Panic wrote:

ThoraQ wrote:Military slang from bootcamp:
Go Fasters - running shoes
Portholes - windows or eyeglasses
moonbeam - flashlight
ink stick - pen
lead stick - pencil
go juice - fuel, gasoline
rain tree, rain room - showers
plenty others, but these seemed silliest to me when I first heard them

How about "language juice" for coffee, or "shit hot" for something really awesome (derived from "hot shit" I guess).

I have a friend in the Marines and whenever he comes home he uses all this kind of bizarre slang. He says they like to call MREs "Meals Rejected by Ethiopians".

They have some really good slang. I like to greet the FNG's at work as such: Fucking New Guy.

Also, "I'm so short I have to stand on a nickel to piss on a dime!"

i met this kid from rhode island who says 'custy' when something is really really gross.

scunge crust- the stuff that builds up when you have gauged ears

Wangst- a combination of "wanker" and "angst"

used to describe the state of mind where nothing is really wrong, but one feels one must suffer and lament in masturbatory emotion.

Most "emo" bands are wangstas.

My friend used a brilliant expression recently that I'd never heard before. Don't know if he'd made it up.

I don't know why Stella has this reputation for making people violent. It's not like "Well I only had five pints but it was Stella so I went home and Daffy Ducked the bitch."

Brilliant.

i can never think of my personal slang.

it's more like a personal dialect.