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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:47 pm
by shevek_Archive
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:09 pm
by jonp_Archive
Google this:De gustibus non est disputandum
Personal attacks critiqueing music and people are kinda silly. Make your own if you don't like what you're hearing. That first time in chicago thread is needlessly vicious. That guy that was attacked seemed like a nice guy. I'm outta here.
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:30 pm
by dontfeartheringo_Archive
Oh, FOR FUCK'S SAKE...
Look, if you're gonna troll and try and cover your tracks with multiple aliases, at least try ONE where you use the GODDAMN PERIOD KEY CORRECTLY YOU DOUCHEBAG PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
IT'S PERIOD - SPACE -SPACE, THEN START THE NEXT SENTENCE.
Try it. Period... space bar, space bar, shift key, NEW SENTENCE.
God, you suck.
The fact that it never occurred to you that all your identities had sentences that didn't look like anyone else's on this board never seems to have crossed your mind. If you'd broken this odd little punctuation error on just ONE of your pseudo identities, then that might have been interesting. It would have showed a tiny spark of creativity... just a little something that said "I am not the pathetic loser I appear to be. I have teh clever, even though it's just a tiny, tiny bit."
But, no.
All your rambling weirdness has the look of sentences stuck on a commuter train.They just start right next to each other.One right after the next.Even when you're pretending to be Zie Gerrmann.
Amazing.
Please, coat a sharp object in your own shit and jam it through the web between your thumb and forefinger on your dominant hand. Do not seek medical help. Publish pictures.
Until you do, please don't come back.
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:02 am
by that damned fly_Archive
yeah, my grammar and verbiage are pretty much why i never pretended to be anyone else with my other 3names.
i knew i couldn't keep any kind of speech patterns separate since i can only talk and write like me.
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:58 am
by jonp_Archive
All your rambling weirdness has the look of sentences stuck on a commuter train.They just start right next to each other.One right after the next.Even when you're pretending to be Zie Gerrmann.
haha.Yup, we're playing cards and drinking, passing the shitty laptop around. Someone's smoking a shitty cigar. Good call..Some of the guys are neighbors in the same building and share the same wep password. I'm the nice one.Youwinthecouponfortheyearsupplyof rice-a-ronithesanfranciscotreat. Everyone has messed with each others posts if they forget to log out. Too much fun.nospaces...Tooserious
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:16 am
by Eating Noddemix
dontfeartheringo wrote:I played a show once at Sluggo's in Pensacola, FL, and there was some guy, it was his 21st birthday, and he got HAMMERED. SO, he was out in the alley, having a drunken piss, when his gorge decided the sidewalk looked like a better place to be than his gullet...
so, he turned his hips to the left and his chin to the right so he could vomit and piss at the same time.
The internal pressure of the effluvia leaving his upper GI caused the sort of prostate contraction that one doesn't NORMALLY achieve whilst pissing, and urine shot out of his body and landed some thirty or more feet away.
HOLY SHIT, it was amazing.
There were a dozen or so of us standing there, and we were watching, slackjawed. Someone said "Now, that.... that just ain't right."
But gosh, I dunno, 30ft of urine? It got my attention.
This.
Is.
An.
Incredible anecdote.
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:50 am
by dontfeartheringo_Archive
dontfeartheringo wrote:Please, coat a sharp object in your own shit and jam it through the web between your thumb and forefinger on your dominant hand. Do not seek medical help. Publish pictures.
Until you do, please don't come back.
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:01 am
by dansoderburg_Archive
can this thread now exist only for the purposes of stories of people pissing abnormally far? instead of some lame pussy band trying to defend their pussy lameness?
let's have the ultimate piss contest. 30ft is the measure to beat.
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:11 am
by Marsupialized_Archive
dansoderburg wrote:can this thread now exist only for the purposes of stories of people pissing abnormally far? instead of some lame pussy band trying to defend their pussy lameness?
let's have the ultimate piss contest. 30ft is the measure to beat.
the only way I can see beating it is to somehow vomit, piss and also sneeze at the exact same moment
I bet you could hit 50-60 feet if you could manage that
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:23 am
by Colonel Panic_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:dansoderburg wrote:can this thread now exist only for the purposes of stories of people pissing abnormally far? instead of some lame pussy band trying to defend their pussy lameness?
let's have the ultimate piss contest. 30ft is the measure to beat.
the only way I can see beating it is to somehow vomit, piss and also sneeze at the exact same moment
I bet you could hit 50-60 feet if you could manage that
Maybe if somebody shoved a red-hot poker up his ass...
