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Favorite Malapropism
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 7:00 pm
by itchy mcgoo_Archive
Hosoi wrote:Why do you think Apple is capitalized?1. Deeply Christian childhood2. Feeling fancy/distracted by the broccoli aw grautin3. General prob'ms
Favorite Malapropism
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2016 7:00 pm
by jimmy two hands_Archive
itchy mcgoo wrote:Hosoi wrote:Why do you think "Apple" is capitalized?1. Deeply Christian childhood2. Feeling fancy/distracted by the broccoli "aw grautin"3. General prob'msTyped on an iPhone, which auto-capitalizes "Apple" when you types it.
Favorite Malapropism
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2016 7:00 pm
by itchy mcgoo_Archive
Double stranded = double standard.Kind of illuminating social commentary with a tight double helix twist, now that I think about it.Ooh, just remembered another one from an essay:My mother's mating name.Perfection.
Favorite Malapropism
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 7:00 pm
by itchy mcgoo_Archive
I would like to apply to the graduate program for Marriage and Family Consoling.
Favorite Malapropism
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 7:00 pm
by norse_code_Archive
"Welcome to my humble commode."
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 7:00 pm
by Jorsh Horsely_Archive
norse\_code wrote:"Welcome to my humble commode."
Favorite Malapropism
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2016 7:00 pm
by Jorsh Horsely_Archive
coworker is at it again... "The Green Reaper"
Favorite Malapropism
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2016 7:00 pm
by Otto Parts_Archive
Typo: recent job applicant's resume said she had done "consluting."
Favorite Malapropism
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2016 7:00 pm
by jimmy spako_Archive
I just saw "woah me" where someone meant "woe is me".