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Seriously Compressing the Dumbshit

245 by Peripatetic_Archive
**Sung to the tune of Run DMC's My Adidas

Maj and Rysie
Like it on all fours
And like making out on the kitchen floor
They can't get laid, by fair maid
So they do each other, everyday.
Now they ain't tweakers, but they will freak
And on each other they take a leak
They walk with each other hand in hand
At the beach they roll in the sand.
Major and Rysie drop the Cleveland steam
On each other's chest it's like a dream
They get around together, even in bad weather
And they'll never stop it, love forever.
Maj and Rysie
Maj and Rysie
drew patrick wrote:Peripatetic will win.

Seriously Compressing the Dumbshit

248 by Loretta_Archive
MajorEverettMiller wrote:I would not go see a band named Mise en Place


Sorry. this is the greatest post.


There once was a band called mise en place.
Whose only good sound was their bass
their drummer was fat
and a bit of a twat
and steve wants him out of this place
peri wrote:The gfirl just emailed me, "I've never had any desire to eat a scotch egg'.

I guess she gonna go hungry tonight
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