This whole thread disgusts me! Puke. I'm going to stop reading it.
You are not supposed to say stuff like that, because now we know we have a secret place to talk bad about you if we need to.
Artist: Frank Zappa
242Hey, props to the cyber wizard who figured out my password. Nice picture of "me" too. I coulda swore I was a bit taller and muscular (and I think I have a beard too).
Hmmm... I think I was pretty clear that I'm a keyboard player...
Oh wait, I did mention once that I was going to practice the drums. You got it all figured out! I practice the drums, so I must be the drummer for my band. Why would anyone practice an instrument if they're not going to "strut their stuff" on stage?
We've got some really clever Encyclopedia Brown's here!
Nonetheless, if you think my avatar should be a 3 year old picture of my band's drummer, so be it... It's pretty funny, and he won't care either. He's a physician and has little time to dick around online...
It is pretty funny. I think the funniest thing is that I strongly considered changing my password last night. But who really cares what 10 losers in the midwest think anyway. Have my account, edit my words, and make fun of my band members all you want... I'm going to go avatar shopping!
As for being "thin skinned", I think I can laugh at all of this. Now can you? Or did it really hurt when I said that Slint isn't post-rock?
Hmmm... I think I was pretty clear that I'm a keyboard player...
Oh wait, I did mention once that I was going to practice the drums. You got it all figured out! I practice the drums, so I must be the drummer for my band. Why would anyone practice an instrument if they're not going to "strut their stuff" on stage?
We've got some really clever Encyclopedia Brown's here!
Nonetheless, if you think my avatar should be a 3 year old picture of my band's drummer, so be it... It's pretty funny, and he won't care either. He's a physician and has little time to dick around online...
It is pretty funny. I think the funniest thing is that I strongly considered changing my password last night. But who really cares what 10 losers in the midwest think anyway. Have my account, edit my words, and make fun of my band members all you want... I'm going to go avatar shopping!
As for being "thin skinned", I think I can laugh at all of this. Now can you? Or did it really hurt when I said that Slint isn't post-rock?
Artist: Frank Zappa
243I think I speak for everyone when I say your new avatar is incredibly handsome.
Artist: Frank Zappa
244And delightfully original, as per usual.
Rick Reuben wrote:You are dumber than week-old donuts.
Artist: Frank Zappa
245Yeah... I wish that guy would stop stealing my avatar. It really has my wallet chain in a bunch.
This Zappa thread is still going? Why do people post here? What does sanctimony mean?
This Zappa thread is still going? Why do people post here? What does sanctimony mean?
Artist: Frank Zappa
246Zappa rules, dude. Get over it bra'. That's all we play around the frat house out here in Lansing.
Artist: Frank Zappa
247I just got this new Zappa album called "Sheik Yerbouti". It's one of his most artistic endeavors. My favorite song is "Linus Van Pelt Goes Down". I'd like to share the enlightening lyrics with you:
Frank Zappa wrote:Hey there, people, I'm Linus Van Pelt
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her
Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
An' I'm a handsome sonofabitch
I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich
(get a good
get a good
get a good
get a good job)
Women's Liberation
Came creepin' across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say "when"
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick
Oh God I am the American dream
But now I smell like Vaseline
An' I'm a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...I don't know which
(I wonder wonder
wonder wonder)
So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo
An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me 'n' a friend
Sorta drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
'Long as I gets a little golden shower
Oh God I am the American dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An' I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred!"
Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic!
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is Linus Van Pelt
Watch me now, I'm goin down,
And my name is Linus Van Pelt
Watch me now, I'm goin down, etc.
Artist: Frank Zappa
248Oh, wait... I don't like Zappa. I want to gobble Lou Reed's cock. He'll let me too. He's into that. You can't like Zappa and gobble Lou Reed's cock at the same time. Zappa's odd sense of rhythm (which I find boring), makes it difficult to kneel and bob. I need some good ol' foot stompin' UV for that.
Artist: Frank Zappa
250tmidgett wrote:isn't it about time to bust out the good ol' IP address blocker?
As much as I respect and appreciate the laissez faire spirit in which this forum is run, I would have to say, "probably".
Why do you make it so scary to post here.