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kenny: attempting anal sex on the first date

JB : she lets you
JW : you let him

Kendlebox:

Redbull and Vodka

toomanyhelicopters wrote:Kendlebox:

Redbull and Vodka

just better = a glass of Tang made with Water Joe
just worse = the Jager Bomb


Jason Kendall:

- lying to the dentist about your flossing habits

Jason Kendall:

-lying to the dentist about your flossing habits

JB: The films of P.T. Anderson
JW: Saying the word "Hoobastank" out loud

Kennyshiwa!

Sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch

Angus Jung wrote:Kennyshiwa!

Sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch

JB: Sucking the rust off of a threshing machine
JW: sucking yourself off, for a chance to be on the radio.



KENBO:

A kid in a Pavement T-shirt.

gcbv wrote:KENBO:

A kid in a Pavement T-shirt.

jb: the wedding present's cover of "box elder"

jw: a kid in a pavement copy band


kenny: public image ltd's post-flowers of romance output

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kenny: public image ltd's post-flowers of romance output

JB: Arto Lindsay's post-[b] Ambitious Lovers [b] output

JW: R.E.M.'s post-[b]Green[b] output


Please ken:

"MP3s are the cassette tapes of the '00s"

"MP3s are the cassette tapes of the '00s"

JB : listening to Master Of Puppets on casette in your car
JW : when your stereo then eats the casette

that'd be funny, having your stereo chew up your mp3

Kendorfins:

chillin on the beach

toomanyhelicopters wrote:Kendorfins:

chillin on the beach

jb: being indoors, far from the beach

jw: being on the beach when the frat/sorority/date-rape crowd are doing their spring break nonsense


the kenny: people who make ridiculous blanket statements like "i only watch foreign/independent films" because they think it makes them sound like intellectuals.

the kenny: people who make ridiculous blanket statements like "i only watch foreign/independent films" because they think it makes them sound like intellectuals.

j.b. being on the beach when the frat/sorority/date-rape crowd are doing their spring break nonsense

j.w. having a similar attitude about reading every issue of the new yorker

kenny:

winning many thousands of dollars in play money in a single hand of internet poker, and then losing many thousands of dollars in play money in a single hand of internet poker. remember, this is play money. and it's on the internet.

gcbv wrote:KENBO:
A kid in a Pavement T-shirt.

JB: The irony of said Kid in shirt falling face first into the sidewalk.
JW: This fucking band I saw a while ago whose singer was trying and failing at the "malkmus-styled" vocals, all flippant and shit

Rule 1:(s.m. and m.e.smith are really the only cats that should try to pull that off, college-boy--it takes some bigguns to be that smarmy in a convincing manner, the rest of us should just try to sing the damn melody)

and then had the audacity to cover "Killing Moon" when Pavement clearly already did that.

Rule 2:(You can't cover a song that's better than the rest of your set)

and to top it off just before they went on, the leader dude started fucking around playing some PearlJam song and singing like eddie trying to be hilarious which isn't because

Rule 3: (a. You can't dis Pearl Jam cause they don't take shorts. They run an honest band, and it's not funny cause they're right on)
Rule 3: (b. Pearl Jam Blows. It's not funny cause they're doop)


Kenny kick it? Yes he Ken!:
Sitting next to a car where the dude is thumping the music and you look over and they're wearing a hearing aid.


Faiz