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I definitely want to go out drinking with sparky and his brother.

Didn't know we were revisiting days long past. Here's me at age 3 (approximately).



Curly ginger! Throw it in the river quick!

Ty Webb wrote:I definitely want to go out drinking with sparky and his brother.

I'm not so bad, but my brothers....? My mother told me the other day that my sister's fiancé has confessed to having too low an embarrassment threshold to spend much time in our united presence.

Ty: so cute! The hair came early!

Edit for one my weirder Freudian slips.

I have had a drink with Sparky!

But not his brother.

I feel: cheated.

sparky, your brother is straight out of BBC central casting. Rhys Ifans, eat your eccentric heart out!

He's a legend, one of the most comically obscene people I know when on form. Very base level of humour and very inventive with it. Once heard him make a dozen or so consecutive "sausage as dick" jokes when he arrived drunk to my leaving party to find the barbecue being served. Delights in making me bury my head in my hands. Caused the most impressive posh-grin-freeze on a woman that I've ever seen with only two words.

He sounds like an entire volume of great party stories on two (assumedly) spindly legs.

I was pretty bored on Christmas Eve and decided to have fun with the concept of animated gif.
But now, I don't know what to do with this file....so I share it here, the one and only forum that I use.

c'est officiel, m'sieur: tu posédes trop des t-shirts.

If simmo said that you own fuckload of t-shirts, then I agree.

I said he officially has too many/. A wholly different proposition, my dear Cunt. Do you still agree?