rsmurphy wrote: Sun Mar 09, 2025 11:11 am My friend has an indoor pool in a double-courtyard condominium shaped like a castle with turrets, towers, bridges, and a once-filled moat populated with swans. I felt like a showgirl in a Busby Berkeley production.

Holy shit, that place is wild! I hope you did your best Esther Williams.

WGN Chicago Morning News for the win.

Immediately after their traffic segment, at which time they covered an accident on the Eisenhower that occurred under a bridge, they play “Under the Bridge” when transitioning to commercial.

Work supplied me with a MacBook and this thing is stupid. Everything is on the wrong side and too sensitive to the touch. I feel like I have ten thumbs and just drank a shot of mercury.

rsmurphy wrote: Wed Mar 12, 2025 12:15 pm Work supplied me with a MacBook and this thing is stupid. Everything is on the wrong side and too sensitive to the touch. I feel like I have ten thumbs and just drank a shot of mercury.

Daintiness is the way, Grasshopper

seby wrote: Wed Mar 12, 2025 4:20 pm Daintiness is the way, Grasshopper

I'd be a more nuanced drummer if daintiness was in my vocabulary!

What a lovely day to be at home, windows open, music blaring.

last night we agreed the most beautiful women are pam grier and sophia loren .. i just can't imagine better other than when young girls are striking like paulina porizkova but then my buddies here who know me know me

that wasn't fair it's like a shout out to me at 17 and i'm just happy somebody else was up to par .. it's like the only reason i keep my butt pretty so i stay this ideal .. when they glorify me back then and wonder what i am now

i used to go up to biker dudes and my parents would say "lissa!!" and i would go "hey mister.. are you bad to da bone?!"


my ma says.. haha prob told you guys .. she says she came home from work with me in only my little fancy pretty tappy shoes saying across the alley to the girl that my daddy is better than hers

Found a dispensary-grade doobie in the pocket of my Front 242 hoodie.

i'm bad with alcohol ..

my exhusband a total teetotaler you would think would have very specifically some moment to stop loving me to give up on me and the sad fact i'm facing is that he always will love and i'm some ff piece of the garbage if i don't act like mommy and not some stuck at 19 hoe and I'm done with alcohol weed i wasn't supposed to be this version of myself the ..mm the only thing cooler than puffing a month is letting it blow right past your face as though you dot care and pass it along to those who it's medicine for .. besides i'm too silly for substances i'm a wild

Nearly shit my pants in the house. *Just* made it to the toilet in time.