Premier Rock Forum

burun asked:

Mike Schank = the guy from American Movie?

Yup.

Near the end of his 15 min medley, he did Stairway to Heaven.

The two guys I work with just said they both find The Breeders boring. Now I want to stab them both with a biro. In the eyes, all slow-like. Jazz fusion loving, country listening Asshats.

I was walking through the city today and in one of those split-second moments when all conversation stops, I heard a passing girl say to her friend:

"it's really starting to mizzle"




Who invented this word...

The hostel I'm staying at in San Francisco, is playing Slint's Spiderland in the reception area. No one seems to care.

m.koren wrote:The hostel I'm staying at in San Francisco, is playing Slint's Spiderland in the reception area. No one seems to care.

Shit! Doesn't that mean that the Premier Rock Forum vanishes in a puff of smoke, and we go with it?

In other news, whilst cycling home through Kings Cross this avo, I saw Su Pollard.

Su Fucking Pollard

She looks and dresses even more like Su Pollard than you'd imagine would be possible - it's like she's condensed her essential Su Pollardness to such an extent that she sucks in light and matter as she walks.

Sorry. It's been a long hard week, and this nearly tipped me over the edge.

Somewhere there is a chilled glass of Stella waiting for me, with maybe a couple of her mates for afters.

Dudley wrote:Somewhere there is a chilled glass of Stella waiting for me, with maybe a couple of Su Pollard's mates for afters.

Fixed. I have Su Pollard's album, signed. On the cover, she is wearing an outfit which includes a 12" yellow candle sticking out the top of her head, and she's doing the 'my hand is the stone lion's mouth and the stone lion is eating it' thing.

Classy lady, Su Pollard.

I'm about to leave work. Today is my last day. I got a card with £45 in it and my boss told me I was "a tribute to everyone here". I have no idea what she meant.

Rotten Tanx wrote:I'm about to leave work. Today is my last day. I got a card with £45 in it and my boss told me I was "a tribute to everyone here". I have no idea what she meant.

sounds like an insult to me
you should go back in there tommorrow and shoot her

Was it about this time last week I went out of the door and noticed an old Bugatti parked up? I nipped out to drop some bottles (it is Friday after all) off at the bottle bank at the end of the road and was confronted with this little chap. I think it's a 1950s Austin A30? There's definitely some weird old car ripple in the fabric of space time going on.



Sure it looks like a coal scuttle compared to modern cars but whatever happened to curves?

cjh wrote:whatever happened to curves?

still very fashionable apparently