Asian Home Invasion

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otisroom wrote:Asian Home Invasion

How about Asian Pants Invasion?

or

The Doctors of Perversion?

Lazy Day Wank

Heavy Lisp
The Shaving Balls
Peanut Butter Diaper
Dog Shit Menu

PissPour

Casu Marzu*

*Thanks, simmo

Evolutionary Byproduct
From Smegma To Thurston
Down Like Syndrome
Human Emoticons
Tree Stump Dildo
Robert Plant's Dick

steve wrote:Kidshitter.

Syn. for vadge, as in "I'd like to mash her kidshitter..."

Strangely enough, "shit" can also be used as a synonym for "kid," as when "I kid you not" becomes "I shit you not". So what you've done is unintentionally created a neologism out of two interchangeable words.

I will name my band "The Forged Sovereigns". The album title will be "The Seal that Stamps All of our Wills and Deeds".

SecondEdition wrote:Tree Stump Dildo
Robert Plant's Dick

Were these consciously juxtaposed? If so, are you privy to information the rest of us are not in on?

In that spirit, how about these as album titles:

The Girth that Plugs the Birth Berth on the Mirthful Firth (or, the Heavyset Dame who Advertises for a Trip to the Beaches of Wales from her Mossy Knoll)?

or The Rill that Spills and Fills the Gills and the Bills that Trill among the Hills (or, the Wandering Brook on the Moor that Propels the Trout and from which Sparrows Sip)?

or The Sap-filled Sap that Zaps the Paps and Taps the Gap between the Flaps (or, a Policeman Tasering Homeless Old Men and Knocks on the Window of a Popular Clothing Store with his Baton)?

For those who have gone in a more scatological direction, how about:

Privy Skivvies
Lave a Tory
Plunging down the Toy Let
Rosy Cheeks, Brown Eyes and Moist Lips
The Odor of the Eau d'Or
In Loo of Sir Cum Stances