Dayam, ma'am!
You are made of a braver stock than I.
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272itchy mcgoo wrote:Dayam, ma'am!
You are made of a braver stock than I.
Doesn't happen often but perhaps it should.
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273noise&light wrote:Was at a math rock show ages ago and was one of 13 lucky people in attendance. Was talking to this guy that I liked who noted, "hey, you're the only woman here. You could have your pick of all these guys."
I said, "that's why I'm talking to you."
It worked. I need to be bold more often.
I would have been powerless to resist this.
Redline wrote:Not Crap. The sound of death? The sound of FUN! ScrrreeEEEEEEE
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274dontfeartheringo wrote:noise&light wrote:Was at a math rock show ages ago and was one of 13 lucky people in attendance. Was talking to this guy that I liked who noted, "hey, you're the only woman here. You could have your pick of all these guys."
I said, "that's why I'm talking to you."
It worked. I need to be bold more often.
I would have been powerless to resist this.
Awesome.
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275noise&light wrote:Was at a math rock show ages ago and was one of 13 lucky people in attendance. Was talking to this guy that I liked who noted, "hey, you're the only woman here. You could have your pick of all these guys."
I said, "that's why I'm talking to you."
It worked. I need to be bold more often.
That's the greatest line ever.
Marsupialized wrote:I want a piano made out of jello.
It's the only way I'll be able to achieve the sound I hear in my head.
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276noise&light wrote:Was at a math rock show ages ago and was one of 13 lucky people in attendance. Was talking to this guy that I liked who noted, "hey, you're the only woman here. You could have your pick of all these guys."
I said, "that's why I'm talking to you."
It worked. I need to be bold more often.
Goddamn, woman, I need to be more like you.
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277itchy mcgoo wrote:The next move way, way worse
You're not gonna leave me in the lurch are you?*
*Actually a pickup line
- Andy
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278noise&light wrote:Was at a math rock show ages ago and was one of 13 lucky people in attendance. Was talking to this guy that I liked who noted, "hey, you're the only woman here. You could have your pick of all these guys."
I said, "that's why I'm talking to you."
It worked. I need to be bold more often.
Flatter most guys, and it's over. That is really all it takes, for 90% of the men I know.
What's impressive is that you saw the door was open and walked through it. That line has 'shit, I should've said...' written all over it.
I do think relating to women as they relate to each other is a good general practice for men. Probably it translates into reasonable luck in the picking-up area. Unless you get into best-friend territory, which means certain failure.
The collar douche's 'I have a shirt exactly like that' is a good, humorous example from a few pages back. And the failure of anything remotely stalker-like is a good counterexample.
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279noise&light wrote:dontfeartheringo wrote:noise&light wrote:Was at a math rock show ages ago and was one of 13 lucky people in attendance. Was talking to this guy that I liked who noted, "hey, you're the only woman here. You could have your pick of all these guys."
I said, "that's why I'm talking to you."
It worked. I need to be bold more often.
I would have been powerless to resist this.
Awesome.
not to pile on, but that one is sweet. because it's without artifice, just real sincere.
that'd make my day.
