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Fred Mangan Guitars

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:33 am
by simmo_Archive
Claytron wrote: And no, "oligophrenial" is acceptable, as is "metagrobolized."


I prefer "twat".

Fred Mangan Guitars

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:39 am
by chairman_hall_Archive
Wow, this thread doesn't know when to stop. And long may it continue.

Fred Mangan Guitars

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:09 am
by eliya_Archive
tmidgett wrote:
scott wrote:
eliya wrote:I'm still thinking how Fred found out about this thread.

I mean, did he google his name to see how many results are available for his name or he has some informer here?

I google my name, it happens once in a year or even more, when I'm really, but really bored and thinking "hey! I might find something funny by googling my name!". I wonder if that was his thought as well.

sorry if this has been discussed, I haven't read the whole thread, but I did read most of it.


Actually, it's pretty easy to go back and read the whole thread, and see three or four accounts, all created new just for this thread, and think that maybe the whole thing was a setup. Like, the entire point of the thread was to gain publicity for the shop by shaking everything up. The only thing is, that would mean Schmutz was in on it. And I have no reason to think that.

But yeah, wow, amazing how everything worked out here, huh?


Probably Fred Mangan has a "Google alert" for anytime anyone puts his name on the interweb.

The "Google alert" tells you "Hey! Dude! Someone put something about you on the interweb! Maybe it's mean or slightly misguided in some way!"


Tim is right! I wasn't thinking of that option!
I did notice the several new accounts that were opened just for this thread.

this thread is awesome. keep it going claytron!

Fred Mangan Guitars

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:57 am
by busbus_Archive
steve wrote:
Good luck with the magazines.


And the women with man hands.

Fred Mangan Guitars

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:52 am
by DazeyDiver_Archive
Seriously, this thread is some next level shit. And I would definitely wear a t-shirt with a picture of clayton counts and this post under it:

Claytron wrote:I'm paying rent in both Chicago and Denver, where I live in a house and a 10,000 sq. ft. live / work space, respectively, and enough bars employ me that I'm not too worried about the duck, reindeer, or gravlax blancmange. Thanks, but I've never been homeless. Or a child molester. Also, I love analog.

How many of you can afford to live in two cities? Lusus naturae. Really, do try to get out of the house already. All this presuming to know the first thing about me is making me dizzy.

Fred Mangan Guitars

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:16 am
by simmo_Archive
Claytron wrote:I'm happier than you, all the time, most apparently.


Claytron wrote:I, on the other hand, have been a bit luckier in life.


Claytron wrote:I'm deliriously happy with my life. Success, money, interviews, duck and lobster every night... living it up, my friend. Plain and simple.


Claytron wrote:Howdy, cocksucker! I've been in more magazines than you've had hot dinners.


Claytron wrote:I'm a damned good judge of character.


Claytron wrote:I'm incredibly bright.


Claytron wrote:Your grandkids will worship me.


We got it - you're happy (and very modest). So why the homicidal fantasies about killing some guy you allegedly played pool with once or twice ten years ago?:

Claytron wrote:Oh, I don't just dislike you, Steve. If only it were legal, I'd murder you by strangulation with 2 inch tape.



It seems to me that you are a lame joke.

I don't mean that you're not real or that you don't think these things - I just mean that you are a lame joke.

Precisely how much cocaine do you take?

Fred Mangan Guitars

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:21 am
by kerble_Archive
this thread should get its own forum.

Salut! thread.

Fred Mangan Guitars

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:25 am
by zom-zom_Archive
Claytron wrote:I'm paying rent in both Chicago and Denver.


Renting is for poor people.

Fred Mangan Guitars

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:40 am
by night_tools_Archive
kerble wrote:this thread should get its own forum.

Salut! thread.


I'd like to see this thread made into a guitar.

Fred Mangan Guitars

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:44 am
by kerble_Archive
oh, wow.