So I punched a yuppie on the way to work today

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jurgis rudkus wrote:
jimmy spako wrote:
slincire wrote:I was exiting the WTC Path station the other day, during rush hour. And some other office working drone like me decided he should just push me, for no reason other than that our paths intersected and I was moving slightly faster, so I was in front of him. It wasn't a good push, all it really did was knock my backpack a little out of the way and tell me that someone was being aggressive towards me, but it was enough to piss me off, and enough to count as someone fucking with me. Sadly, we were at the escalators, and there are a shitload of cops at the top, so I had no recourse that would not lead to arrest. I went on my way and eventually stopped being annoyed. Anyway, fuck aggressive dicks who decide to fuck with you.


goddamn, that is a stupidass story. you're right about one thing though: fuck aggressive dicks. like ones who are itching to do something that would lead to arrest 'cause some guy bumped his backpack.

people who feel that they have been wronged by normal everyday stuff have a problem somewhere. i would suggest swallowing less shit, drone.


No, you're reading him incorrectly... Someone bothered him so he had a duty to destroy the motherfucker. Two wrongs make a right -- it's just common sense


spako, I think we've found that blunt instrument I mentioned in the form of jurgis. Is the schnitzel circuit anywhere near Chicago? If not, and if gas weren't so expensive, I'd buy you a ticket and a video camera so you could get there and tape yourself inserting Cum Stain #2 into your rectum. Let me know how the experiment works out. Anyway, time to stop arguing with idiots.

Mark, you're mention of guido's made me think of this amazing siteI found recently. It might be kerbleable though.
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So I punched a yuppie on the way to work today

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slincire wrote:
jurgis rudkus wrote:
jimmy spako wrote:
slincire wrote:I was exiting the WTC Path station the other day, during rush hour. And some other office working drone like me decided he should just push me, for no reason other than that our paths intersected and I was moving slightly faster, so I was in front of him. It wasn't a good push, all it really did was knock my backpack a little out of the way and tell me that someone was being aggressive towards me, but it was enough to piss me off, and enough to count as someone fucking with me. Sadly, we were at the escalators, and there are a shitload of cops at the top, so I had no recourse that would not lead to arrest. I went on my way and eventually stopped being annoyed. Anyway, fuck aggressive dicks who decide to fuck with you.


goddamn, that is a stupidass story. you're right about one thing though: fuck aggressive dicks. like ones who are itching to do something that would lead to arrest 'cause some guy bumped his backpack.

people who feel that they have been wronged by normal everyday stuff have a problem somewhere. i would suggest swallowing less shit, drone.


No, you're reading him incorrectly... Someone bothered him so he had a duty to destroy the motherfucker. Two wrongs make a right -- it's just common sense


spako, I think we've found that blunt instrument I mentioned in the form of jurgis. Is the schnitzel circuit anywhere near Chicago? If not, and if gas weren't so expensive, I'd buy you a ticket and a video camera so you could get there and tape yourself inserting Cum Stain #2 into your rectum. Let me know how the experiment works out. Anyway, time to stop arguing with idiots.


You seem a little preoccup-- oh, oh... you're from Jersey, now I get it. You losers always carry a grudge.

Good luck with that!
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