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http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/muc/521133112.html

Guitarist Seeks to form Powerful Rock Band (albany / el cerrito)
Date: 2007-12-27, 5:58PM PST


Ladies and Gentlemen,

by power I mean the ability to control the emotions within your instrument from delicate spider web to crushing sledgehammer, and elevating the audiences emotional and spacial awareness. I would ideally like to form a group with many facets and influences..the closest thing I can think of is Godspeed Y.B.E! meets Tool and King Crimson fused into a band of sound architects. It sounds like a heavy notion and it is...I hope that some other like minds might respond to this.

All instruments/orchestration will be considered. We need a core that could possibly expand into a collective of sorts. I have gear and transportation. I am not a flake but quite serious when it comes to The Art. I play heavy and light with various tonalities...


Some influences of mine: dreamy melting sounds, bone crushingly heavy parts, rhythmic alchemy, melodic power, tonal/atonal experiment pieces, landscape dramas revealed in waves of sound...we can also talk bands if you're interested.


Sincerly;
Travis Kaijen

I've included some Chinese paintings for your viewing pleasure; my playing is coming from a Zen sphere right now, looking for complementing energies...

The Comedy of Craigslist

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benadrian wrote:http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/muc/521133112.html

Guitarist Seeks to form Powerful Rock Band (albany / el cerrito)
Date: 2007-12-27, 5:58PM PST


Ladies and Gentlemen,

by power I mean the ability to control the emotions within your instrument from delicate spider web to crushing sledgehammer, and elevating the audiences emotional and spacial awareness. I would ideally like to form a group with many facets and influences..the closest thing I can think of is Godspeed Y.B.E! meets Tool and King Crimson fused into a band of sound architects. It sounds like a heavy notion and it is...I hope that some other like minds might respond to this.

All instruments/orchestration will be considered. We need a core that could possibly expand into a collective of sorts. I have gear and transportation. I am not a flake but quite serious when it comes to The Art. I play heavy and light with various tonalities...


Some influences of mine: dreamy melting sounds, bone crushingly heavy parts, rhythmic alchemy, melodic power, tonal/atonal experiment pieces, landscape dramas revealed in waves of sound...we can also talk bands if you're interested.


Sincerly;
Travis Kaijen

I've included some Chinese paintings for your viewing pleasure; my playing is coming from a Zen sphere right now, looking for complementing energies...

It's pretty sad when Billy Corgan has to resort to using fake names in order to get people to answer his ads.

The Comedy of Craigslist

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Marsupialized wrote:
Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:I Must warn you NSFW
But Jesus Christ

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cas/522213689.html
Can you say Photoshop?


I thought so too, but he's wanting to meet chicks...don't you think it'd be a little awkward when she comes over and he takes out a regular sized wang?

All he has to do is get them there. Guy probably has a couple of chiweenie puppies to seal the deal.

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awwww

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