Ekkssvvppllott wrote: Best organism on the planet, I'd say, little homosapien girls from age 2 to 8. Gotta be a robot not to admire how cute they are.

I was crossing the street yesterday and a young father in front of me picked up his tiny 2-year old daughter to help her over the mounds of snow and slush at the curbs. He held her so that she was facing me over his shoulder and she was so ungodly cute, I nearly stopped in the crosswalk right in the middle of the street. She looked like one of those hobbit children from the LOTR movies! Huge pale blue eyes, sandy ringlets peaking out of a little knit cap, button nose, the works. Just ridiculous. I half-expected her to sprout fairy wings and flit to the other side of the street.

Little kids can be highly intelligent, too.

Last year, I got into a fight of sorts with this guy. No serious violence, but there were consequences, one of them was that he had to leave the building we were both living in. But he wouldn't be leaving for another month. So we still had to coexist for a while. During this period, I got to know his two daughters a bit more, the youngest one especially. While stoned, just after checkign my email, I had this incredible conversation with her in the kitchen. She was "there" the whole time, very attentive and perceptive and "in the moment." She has this adorable little face and we were having this funny but informed conversation, and I asked her how old she was, expecting to hear 8 or 9, no less than 7 years of age. Then she said she was THREE, and it just about blew my mind. I literally couldn't believe it. So anyway, after this talk with his kid, I say to this guy, the one who physically and verbally threatened me, "You've got smart kids, you know that? No, I'm serious, I can tell you're a good father, you've got smart kids." And at that we more less resolved our differences.

I've since taught his daughters how to do the rock lock.

Rock lock?

I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way.

this should be on the label of a bottle of syrup...a very small but stout bottle, nay! a barrel of syrup...

I CAN HAS A FEDORA.

Mandroid2.0 wrote:

I CAN HAS A FEDORA.

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Ekkssvvppllott wrote:

trompuss wrote:

holmes wrote:i take it everyone here is posting kiddie pics because sadly, weve all grown so very very ugly?

Not me, bucko!

You let Bob Odenkirk play with your kids? I know I wouldn't.


But seriously, if I had a little daughter like that I don't know how I'd be able to restrain myself from hugging her all the time and spoiling her rotten. Best organism on the planet, I'd say, little homosapien girls from age 2 to 8. Gotta be a robot not to admire how cute they are.

Thank you. But, you think I look like Odenkirk there? I really do not see it. Funny though, when my wife was pregnant with the little girl, I met him at a bar and drank with him for a few hours. He gave me valuable parenting advice. It was very sweet, actually.
That is my daughter's second birthday in the photo. We're having her 5th one tomorrow. That dress is one of her mini-skirts now. Hot.

Marsupialized wrote:

Dindon Shazwan wrote:

if that dosen't look like a picture of a girl who just got arrested for killing her parents I don't know what it looks like

Reading too many Daniel Clowes comics will give anybody that look.

Mandroid2.0 wrote:

I CAN HAS A FEDORA.

Looks like every other mw4mw swingers ad on craigslist

I did actually get rid of that beard a couple of weeks back. Not all at once though -



It has been the subject of furious debate amongst my friends of which stage I should have left it at.