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all right, bitches. I'm getting all polite up in this bullshit.

Anybody want a postcard from S.E. Asia: pm me. I'm getting all muthafuggin manners up in this travel shit and am sending postcards for the first time in my life. So have at it.

Step one: pm bumba your address

Step two: start a betting pool

Step three: see if I manage to not be a dick for the first time in, oh, ever.

a'ight.

I don't want a postcard, I want a fucking care package full of SE Asian candy and shit.

I got halfa that taken care of.

bumble wrote:I got halfa that taken care of.

I hope it's not the shit part.

'Cos if it is, you get no Green Apple Squishee tomorrow.

I fucking mean it, boo.

burun wrote:...a fucking care package full of SE Asian candy and shit.

...nicotine candy?

This is a composite of a few weeks:
When I first moved here, I noticed all these cock and balls drawn on every other apartment building a block south of me.
I also noticed that the Asian lobster house, which goes by the name William Ho's, had also been graffitied.
As you walk south from where we dwell, You come across a brass edifice at William Ho's.
It says William Ho's and there's a space before you see two dragons in profile view facing one another.
In the space between William Ho's and the dragons it said:
"Fresh Women"
Go past the entrance, you had the same facade but it said "clean vag".
Two weeks ago I saw this group of giggling girls wearing t-shirts that said: Got Cock" on the front and had the same cock and balls on the back with the text: Big enough."
I live in a penis obsessed place.

I just started work on a screenplay. This is probably the worst idea I've ever had.

burun wrote:I saw Ratatouille, and it was really, really good.

I highly recommend it, especially if you like

a) rats
b) food
c) "foodie" culture
d) all of the above

It also contains one of the most "adult" lines I have ever heard in a "kids" movie, but none of the kids I saw it with got it.

I saw the first hour of this. On a boat no less.

The first hour was really good.

Just got home. Passed by a 7-11 that has been transformed into a Quick E Mart for the Simpsons. The manger inside was wearing an Apu nametag.

They sold Duff beer and pink donuts, I'm told.

I started a new job today. I am working alongside A 9/11 CONSIPARCY THEORIST! ARRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!