The Lost Art of the Handshake (?)
31I like the one where you slide your hand up and stroke their wrist like it's a huge cock.
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The Lost Art of the Handshake (?)
32Peripatetic wrote:I like the one where you slide your hand up and stroke their wrist like it's a huge cock.
I believe that one's called the "Dapper Dan".
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The Lost Art of the Handshake (?)
33themajormiller wrote:Peripatetic wrote:I like the one where you slide your hand up and stroke their wrist like it's a huge cock.
I believe that one's called the "Dapper Dan".
That was another "gay" post, wasn't it. I just realized that.
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The Lost Art of the Handshake (?)
34Peripatetic wrote:I like the one where you slide your hand up and stroke their wrist like it's a huge cock.
Not quite as bad as my friend Duncan who thinks it is funny to "cock-pocket" someone.
This involves putting your cock in someones pocket whilst they are unaware.
It can actually be quite funny though. Bit of a party special.
The Lost Art of the Handshake (?)
35Peripatetic wrote:That was another "gay" post, wasn't it. I just realized that.
I didn't bring it up, YOU did...
But to answer your question: YES.
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The Lost Art of the Handshake (?)
36Some guy was shaking my hand once, took his pointer finger and sort of "scratched" my palm with it!?
Ew.. what the hell is wrong with people?
Ew.. what the hell is wrong with people?
The Lost Art of the Handshake (?)
37Do some of you people have OCD or something?? What's with all the paranoia about touching another person's hand and feeling like your personal space is being invaded? It's a freaking handshake!!
And, all this strange business about not shaking a woman's hand...Where does this come from? Did I miss this "rule" somewhere in my 31 years on this planet?? If anything, I feel insulted if all the males around me are greeted with a handshake while I am ignored. It immediately makes me feel like I am of no importance or interest to you, which I think is completely rude.
As for a woman extending a handshake to another woman, why is this an issue? I feel it's only proper to extend the same respect to a woman as I would to a man. I know I am repeating myself here, but a handshake is a matter of respect. If you feel like your personal space is being invaded from a 2 second handshake, all I can say is that you have psychological problems.
And, all this strange business about not shaking a woman's hand...Where does this come from? Did I miss this "rule" somewhere in my 31 years on this planet?? If anything, I feel insulted if all the males around me are greeted with a handshake while I am ignored. It immediately makes me feel like I am of no importance or interest to you, which I think is completely rude.
As for a woman extending a handshake to another woman, why is this an issue? I feel it's only proper to extend the same respect to a woman as I would to a man. I know I am repeating myself here, but a handshake is a matter of respect. If you feel like your personal space is being invaded from a 2 second handshake, all I can say is that you have psychological problems.
The Lost Art of the Handshake (?)
38The Student wrote:Some guy was shaking my hand once, took his pointer finger and sort of "scratched" my palm with it!?
Ew.. what the hell is wrong with people?
That's code...It means he wants to have sex with you.
The Lost Art of the Handshake (?)
39I enjoy handshakes. They are polite conduct and a good way of figuring someone out. I like to employ a fairly firm handshake. My uncle Phillipe, who is French, has the strongest handshake I will ever experience. Truly impressive.
"Why stop now, just when I'm hating it?" - Marvin
The Lost Art of the Handshake (?)
40I like slipping people "the fish" because there is no defense once a handshake is set in motion.
Also if you see a group of people and you know you are going to shake all their hands, start with the first person and say,"wow what strong handshake you have. Nice grip." and Everyone else following that person will squeeze your hand like they are holding onto dear life. It's amusing.
Also if you see a group of people and you know you are going to shake all their hands, start with the first person and say,"wow what strong handshake you have. Nice grip." and Everyone else following that person will squeeze your hand like they are holding onto dear life. It's amusing.